Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

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Nefaro

 
Quote from: Grim.Reaper on August 14, 2016, 08:02:53 PM
Kylo ren watches the trailer ....




;D


"Where can I find a stick?  I'd be unstoppable!" 

O0

Sir Slash

Tough talk for a guy that got his nuts kicked by a Virgin Light-Saber Scavenger Queen.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Martok

Next trailer has been released. 





I like this one much better; it actually has me somewhat interested in the movie now. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bbmike

Martok, good to see you posting again!  O0
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Martok

Thanks bbmike, it's good to be back! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Silent Disapproval Robot

The whole "dad" thing is a little disappointing.  Is there anyone in Star Wars without some weird daddy issues?


OJsDad

Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on October 13, 2016, 03:39:33 PM
The whole "dad" thing is a little disappointing.  Is there anyone in Star Wars without some weird daddy issues?

Chewy, that we know of so far.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Silent Disapproval Robot

Someone's forgetting about Life Day!

Chewie's dad Itchy is into some messed up porn.  Seems to have an inter-species fetish for 1970s disco divas.  Start at the 2-minute mark.


Sir Slash

Vader didn't have 'Daddy' issues. Oh, wait. He didn't HAVE a Daddy.  :o
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

so the question is how bad will disney fuck up the next X-wing game?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


besilarius

A lot of Star Wars fan work is actually quite good.

http://dorksideoftheforce.com/2016/11/03/watch-this-amazing-fan-made-star-wars-film/

I probably find it interesting because of the B&W samurai movies on Zatoichi, the blind samurai.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

Quote from: besilarius on November 06, 2016, 08:48:38 AM
A lot of Star Wars fan work is actually quite good.

http://dorksideoftheforce.com/2016/11/03/watch-this-amazing-fan-made-star-wars-film/

I probably find it interesting because of the B&W samurai movies on Zatoichi, the blind samurai.

That's definitely one of the better fan works.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

Looks better than last year's movie, IMHO.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

So how does this work? If this guy built the Death Star, does that make him, "Doctor Death Star" or "The Death Star Lord", or "The Artist Not Formerly Known As Doctor Death Star" or what? And if, "That's no moon", why does it look one? Instead of a star? So I guess she's the "Daughter of the Death Star" or "The Death Star Baby" or maybe, "Death Star Bitch". I like that one.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.