How bad will this be....

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Phantom

May 06, 2016, 03:20:14 PM
Had to post this - spot the deliberate error on the films poster (on second thoughts, the producers are prob. blissfully unaware) I simply can't imagine how bad this film will be, the tagline...
During World War II's Battle of the Bulge attack, an Allied tank unit gets caught behind Nazi lines and risks their lives to save an orphanage...

bayonetbrant

#1
May 06, 2016, 03:24:21 PM
le sigh
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bob48

#2
May 06, 2016, 03:25:46 PM
Oh dear! <shakes head>.
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#3
May 06, 2016, 03:36:22 PM
lmao - there's sooooo much wrong with that poster!
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bob48

#4
May 06, 2016, 03:38:26 PM
Yeah. The markings on that T34-85 are all wrong for a start!
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#5
May 06, 2016, 04:01:36 PM
Well all the tanks in the movie The Battle of the Bulge were American tanks from the Korean war so why can't they use T34's in this one ?

Seems the movie was already released in 2014 and managed to get an average 2 out of 10 rating on IMDB.



You can see that the winter weather during the Battle of the Bulge in all the war reports was highly exaggerated.

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#6
May 06, 2016, 06:51:07 PM
ROFL! :2funny:
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May 06, 2016, 10:19:04 PM
Hey, it could've been a CAPTURED T-34 tank being used by the Germans to destroy orphanages. That way everybody would blame the Russians....see? No, it was probably just lame movie making.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#8
May 07, 2016, 07:33:54 AM
In the great, surreal movie Castle Keep, the GIs capture a T34 German tank.
Peter Falk had one of the great lines in movie history:
Can we be shot for wearing a german tank?
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May 07, 2016, 08:01:26 AM
If you want to see a 'so bad it's good' WW2 flick check out Zone Troopers, starring Tim Thomerson:


http://www.amazon.com/Zone-Troopers-Tim-Thomerson/dp/B005TMXYN4/ref=sr_1_2_twi_dvd_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1462625763&sr=8-2&keywords=zone+troopers




IIRC, it's also on Amazon Prime and Netflix
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#10
May 07, 2016, 08:52:00 AM
In Ardennes Fury, the orphans turn out to be zombies.
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Sir Slash

#11
May 07, 2016, 10:04:32 AM
Like THAT doesn't always happen.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

panzerde

#12
May 07, 2016, 12:30:25 PM
I pretty much hate all things zombie. Zombies would dramatically improve that movie.

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#13
May 07, 2016, 12:33:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on May 06, 2016, 10:19:04 PM
Hey, it could've been a CAPTURED T-34 tank being used by the Germans to destroy orphanages. That way everybody would blame the Russians....see? No, it was probably just lame movie making.

Awesome!  We have a winner!

Arctic Blast

#14
May 07, 2016, 03:35:53 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 07, 2016, 08:01:26 AM
If you want to see a 'so bad it's good' WW2 flick check out Zone Troopers, starring Tim Thomerson:


http://www.amazon.com/Zone-Troopers-Tim-Thomerson/dp/B005TMXYN4/ref=sr_1_2_twi_dvd_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1462625763&sr=8-2&keywords=zone+troopers




IIRC, it's also on Amazon Prime and Netflix

If that's the one I'm thinking of, it features the ever-so-manly 'Sgt. Mittens'.  :2funny:
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