How to Divide N. America and Europe

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besilarius

We don't have to look like David Hasselhoff do we?
Or run in slow motion?
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Staggerwing

Ummm... but if we want to... can we? Please?

(I'd rather have a torso shaped like an upside down pear than a right side up one.)
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Bison

Is the incandescent lightbulb legal?  Salt allowed on resturant tables?  Larger than 16 oz sugar beverages?  Mai Tais are pretty sugary you know.  I like to enjoy my jumbo sized mai tai at a small table on the patio illuminated by an incandescent lightbulb lamp and a salt shaker at the ready to ward of evil spirits.

mirth

Quote from: Bison on June 06, 2012, 07:13:59 PM
Is the incandescent lightbulb legal?  Salt allowed on resturant tables?  Larger than 16 oz sugar beverages?  Mai Tais are pretty sugary you know.  I like to enjoy my jumbo sized mai tai at a small table on the patio illuminated by an incandescent lightbulb lamp and a salt shaker at the ready to ward of evil spirits.

Don't try that in New York City.
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Bison

I'm just trying to gauge what type of utopia you are planning.

mirth

It will be a sugary drink, table salt laden, jumbo Mai Tai, incandescently lit paradise!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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OJsDad

Quote from: meadbelly on June 06, 2012, 06:16:41 PM
The question of States Rights/Balkanization is going to be a unique answer for America.

No other country, democracy or otherwise, is composed of such diverse ethnicities and cultures. This has been a great strength of our nation, but it also comes with a cost. Some of that cost can be seen in the current culture wars (fwiw, I believe there are far more potent and direct causes of our culture war than culture or ethnic diversity). And it is entirely possible that a return to a more state-oriented government is going to be a better solution for coexistence than the federal system.

That sounds like a bit like the "goals" of balkanization -- i.e., reduce the size of the state to a more congenial majority, and therefore produce a better government for that smaller population. And if that has failed in Europe, we do have one huge mother of an advantage over the deliberately-referenced Old World. Ethnic and cultural groups in America do NOT have the same relationship with geography that an ethnic or cultural group has when the last 20 generations have grown up in the same geographic location. In other words, we have the ability to create an overarching set of ideals for our nation (the constitution), and the option to have population-specific laws within that nation (states rights), and a population far more willing (at least in theory) to relocate to the the population-specific areas with the laws they support.

Now, having said all that, I can sympathize with a theoretical Spaniard wanting to remain a Spaniard first and a European second. But that's largely because I like the governing philosophy of Mirthlandia far better than Atlanta!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but for the longest time, people in the US thought of themselves as Americans second, and whichever State they were from first. 

Also, I think the EU model is a lot more similiar to what the US looked like when it was first formed.  Individual countries (States) coming together for the advantages of defense and commerce, ie no internal boarders, freedom to migrate, etc.  The problem that the EU has, is that some of it's States, don't want to be fiscally sound.  And the other member States don't wish to bail them out, without a lot of pain being taken by that State.  The US could still face that problem.  If one or more States fail and refuse to cut luxury programs, then others may refuse to help them.  Wisconsin I think, dodged a bullet yesterday by reelecting Gov Walker.  The people of that State said no, we cannot afford to return to the old way of doing business.  Recent European elections seem to be doing the opposite.

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mirth

Quote from: OJsDad on June 06, 2012, 08:21:07 PM
The problem that the EU has, is that some of it's States, don't want to be fiscally sound.  And the other member States don't wish to bail them out, without a lot of pain being taken by that State.  The US could still face that problem.  If one or more States fail and refuse to cut luxury programs, then others may refuse to help them.  Wisconsin I think, dodged a bullet yesterday by reelecting Gov Walker.  The people of that State said no, we cannot afford to return to the old way of doing business.  Recent European elections seem to be doing the opposite.

I'm not sure that US states going bankrupt would have the same effect as what is going on in the EU. The US Federal government could bail out a state far easier than the EU can bail out one of it's members. At the US Federal level there are powers of taxation and lending that don't exist on a centralized level for the EU. The EU seems to be more like the government the US once had under the Articles of Confederation which was doomed because it's almost non-existent powers of taxation.
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Bison

Quote from: mirth on June 06, 2012, 08:19:16 PM
It will be a sugary drink, table salt laden, jumbo Mai Tai, incandescently lit paradise!

With bikini clad serving girls?

Staggerwing

Quote from: mirth on June 06, 2012, 08:31:45 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on June 06, 2012, 08:21:07 PM
The problem that the EU has, is that some of it's States, don't want to be fiscally sound.  And the other member States don't wish to bail them out, without a lot of pain being taken by that State.  The US could still face that problem.  If one or more States fail and refuse to cut luxury programs, then others may refuse to help them.  Wisconsin I think, dodged a bullet yesterday by reelecting Gov Walker.  The people of that State said no, we cannot afford to return to the old way of doing business.  Recent European elections seem to be doing the opposite.

I'm not sure that US states going bankrupt would have the same effect as what is going on in the EU. The US Federal government could bail out a state far easier than the EU can bail out one of it's members. At the US Federal level there are powers of taxation and lending that don't exist on a centralized level for the EU. The EU seems to be more like the government the US once had under the Articles of Confederation which was doomed because it's almost non-existent powers of taxation.

It almost sounds like you're describing the Iroquois Confederation.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Bison

You also never had in the US states that spoke a dozen different languages, a protracted history of killing each other and centuries of established culture.  The EU and the US are very different constructs.

mirth

Quote from: Bison on June 06, 2012, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 06, 2012, 08:19:16 PM
It will be a sugary drink, table salt laden, jumbo Mai Tai, incandescently lit paradise!

With bikini clad serving girls?

There will be serving girls. The bikinis will be optional.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

Quote from: mirth on June 06, 2012, 09:07:34 PM
Quote from: Bison on June 06, 2012, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 06, 2012, 08:19:16 PM
It will be a sugary drink, table salt laden, jumbo Mai Tai, incandescently lit paradise!

With bikini clad serving girls?

There will be serving girls. The bikinis will be optional.

As long as the burka is not the alternative, I'm leaning toward joining up on this proposed utopian nation state.

mirth

Quote from: Bison on June 06, 2012, 09:10:33 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 06, 2012, 09:07:34 PM
Quote from: Bison on June 06, 2012, 08:59:07 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 06, 2012, 08:19:16 PM
It will be a sugary drink, table salt laden, jumbo Mai Tai, incandescently lit paradise!

With bikini clad serving girls?

There will be serving girls. The bikinis will be optional.

As long as the burka is not the alternative, I'm leaning toward joining up on this proposed utopian nation state.

Welcome, my brother!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

meadbelly

Quote from: OJsDad on June 06, 2012, 08:21:07 PM
Quote from: meadbelly on June 06, 2012, 06:16:41 PM
The question of States Rights/Balkanization is going to be a unique answer for America.

No other country, democracy or otherwise, is composed of such diverse ethnicities and cultures. This has been a great strength of our nation, but it also comes with a cost. Some of that cost can be seen in the current culture wars (fwiw, I believe there are far more potent and direct causes of our culture war than culture or ethnic diversity). And it is entirely possible that a return to a more state-oriented government is going to be a better solution for coexistence than the federal system.

That sounds like a bit like the "goals" of balkanization -- i.e., reduce the size of the state to a more congenial majority, and therefore produce a better government for that smaller population. And if that has failed in Europe, we do have one huge mother of an advantage over the deliberately-referenced Old World. Ethnic and cultural groups in America do NOT have the same relationship with geography that an ethnic or cultural group has when the last 20 generations have grown up in the same geographic location. In other words, we have the ability to create an overarching set of ideals for our nation (the constitution), and the option to have population-specific laws within that nation (states rights), and a population far more willing (at least in theory) to relocate to the the population-specific areas with the laws they support.

Now, having said all that, I can sympathize with a theoretical Spaniard wanting to remain a Spaniard first and a European second. But that's largely because I like the governing philosophy of Mirthlandia far better than Atlanta!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but for the longest time, people in the US thought of themselves as Americans second, and whichever State they were from first. 

Also, I think the EU model is a lot more similiar to what the US looked like when it was first formed.  Individual countries (States) coming together for the advantages of defense and commerce, ie no internal boarders, freedom to migrate, etc.  The problem that the EU has, is that some of it's States, don't want to be fiscally sound.  And the other member States don't wish to bail them out, without a lot of pain being taken by that State.  The US could still face that problem.  If one or more States fail and refuse to cut luxury programs, then others may refuse to help them.  Wisconsin I think, dodged a bullet yesterday by reelecting Gov Walker.  The people of that State said no, we cannot afford to return to the old way of doing business.  Recent European elections seem to be doing the oppos

I am sure there still are people who consider themselves, for example, Washingtonians first and Americans second. And that would unquestionably influence their willingness to relocate, which I assume is your point. It's impossible for you, me, or anyone other than these people to judge exactly how much more or less their identification with a state affects their willingness to relocate as opposed to europeans willing to locate. However, I'm going to stick with the new world vs the old world and believe there may be more reluctance to relocate in a family that has a 1000 years of history of living in the same region then families who have a ancestral willingness to get up and cross a freaking ocean to get a better life. But again, that's pure speculation.

I think linking states rights, balkanization, and fiscal policy is an even bigger jump into the theoretical and further separates the (potential) american experience with these three from other experiences. It is, for example, hard to imagine an american military with the budget and capability of today's without a federal budget that would be impossible in an America where states are financially independent of each other. And it's hard to imagine an america that is willing to surrender the most obvious and convenient assurances of our presumed superiority. That's the far more dangerous bullet that we need to dodge, in my opinion.

Europeans and Americans do share a common problem. Our populaces have demanded increasing services from our governments, to the point where those demands and promises far exceed balanced budgets. And Americans and Europeans share the same human phenomenon -- a willingness to let other suffer first before ourselves. Until we can think past our narrow self interests, we are not going to be solving our nationwide problems. Wisconsin may very well be a sign of willingness to accept responsibility and the consequences thereof across the political spectrum, but I fear it is little more than another wedge issue.