What did you do today...

[Sir Slash]

At least it's a female wolf Brant's ass-patting. And we can't really see where she has her nose at all. Anyway, what a man and his artificial mascot do in privacy of an 85,000 seat stadium is none of my business. Great sweater by the way Brant.  O0

[Hofstadter]

Third driving lesson. Twatwaffle pulled out of a parking space in front of me and nearly caused an accident.

Got my new prosthetic finger in as well.

[MetalDog]

Congratulations on both.  Defensive driving is key, as has been noted above.  Assume everyone else is a terrible driver and act accordingly.

[Hofstadter]

Fourth lesson. We went into heavier suburban traffic. And it rained so hard I couldnt even see the bloody lines.

In that I completely missed a keep clear zone and parked right in the middle of it. The instructor was pissin himself laughing. (Not maliciously)

Still trying to get the hang of timing my brakes, im way too light on the damn pedal.

Mum also got a new urn for grandmas ashes (never met her)

Mum got a new urn for her, its all black with a glass viewing port. "So she can look out at the world". Its horrifying

I went to get my dinner. Mum placed the urn above the stove where I would see it.

She drew a bloody smiley face on the glass port and pissed herself laughing when I shouted

[Sir Slash]

We gotta get your Mother here on the Grogs.  <:-)

[Gusington]

Thanks to Hofstadter, twatwaffle is my new favorite word.

[Ubercat]

This morning, my wife and I had to take our #1 cat to the vet to be euthanized (cancer). Rupert was awesome and is already very sorely missed  :'(. My wife needed to hear some good news so I spilled the beans on what I'm getting her for Christmas.

I'm taking her on a night flight over center city Philadelphia. My license isn't current since I haven't flown since 2002(?), so I'll have a CFI (flight instructor) doing the flying. I may do the takeoff, but other than that I'll just be a sight seer. My best friend, Tom, took me for night flights over the city twice back in the 90's before he got his CFI and taught me to fly. It was a stunning experience and it will be great to do it again and share it with my life partner. She's as excited as I am!

[MetalDog]

Glad you were able to help both of you take your minds off of Rupert.  Sounds like a great life experience.

[Sir Slash]

Sorry for your loss Ubercat. Rupert will undoubtedly be in Heaven waiting for you both. Just don't be in a hurry to get there.

[Gusington]

RIP Rupert.

[Boggit]

Sorry to hear about Rupert. We've lost some lovely cats over the years. I feel your loss. :'(

[Hofstadter]

Second to last driving lesson was terrible. Did todays, did really well in the rain and surrounded by trucks. His words were "I noticed that you were upset about your performance last week, so I brought you out into someone you know you do well on to show you that you CAN do this"

I love this dude. Going to get six more lessons from him, then I can get behind the wheel of moms car

Put up shelves above and to the side of my desk. Got a real nice set up goin.

Also put up my baby parrots for sale
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[Martok]

Your driving instructor sounds like a decent guy.  Here's hoping the rest of your lessons go well.  O0 

[undercovergeek]

So far stared naked at Derby city centre from the 20th floor of hotel, I like to think there's an old lady with binoculars telling her husband there's a naked man in the hotel staring at her

[Martok]

LOL.  So just how drunk are you right now? 


EDIT:  Never mind, saw your post in the Friday thread.