Had a terrifying "event" last night...

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Toonces

#45
December 11, 2016, 08:55:45 AM
This is why legalizing marijuana was a bad idea.  I told you people!
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Gusington

#46
December 11, 2016, 12:14:46 PM
^You also told me to take the red pill, Commander.
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Windigo

#47
December 12, 2016, 12:38:44 PM
 :o
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#48
December 12, 2016, 12:46:00 PM
Quote from: Gusington on December 11, 2016, 12:14:46 PM
^You also told me to take the red pill, Commander.

He keeps the blue pills for himself.
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Windigo

#49
December 12, 2016, 01:02:47 PM
My SLCG's aunt had knee surgery. They prescribed cannabis oil.   <:-)   <:-)   <:-)
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Sir Slash

#50
December 12, 2016, 10:46:37 PM
Applied how?   I know, I know-- liberally.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Staggerwing

#51
December 13, 2016, 06:42:13 AM
Quote from: Windigo on December 12, 2016, 01:02:47 PM
My SLCG's aunt had knee surgery. They prescribed cannabis oil.   <:-)   <:-)   <:-)

And... she shared?
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Windigo

#52
December 13, 2016, 10:39:37 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 13, 2016, 06:42:13 AM
Quote from: Windigo on December 12, 2016, 01:02:47 PM
My SLCG's aunt had knee surgery. They prescribed cannabis oil.   <:-)   <:-)   <:-)

And... she shared?

no... but it'll be legal here for recreational purposes sometime next year... I can wait.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

#53
December 14, 2016, 07:13:58 AM
For breakfast, Windy had five bowls this morning. Only one had cereal.

Martok

#54
December 14, 2016, 11:30:28 PM
<rimshot>  :D 
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BanzaiCat

#55
December 16, 2016, 09:16:05 PM

Sir Slash

#56
December 16, 2016, 10:11:28 PM
That deer looks angry not high.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

JudgeDredd

#57
December 17, 2016, 02:27:37 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 13, 2016, 06:42:13 AM
Quote from: Windigo on December 12, 2016, 01:02:47 PM
My SLCG's aunt had knee surgery. They prescribed cannabis oil.   <:-)   <:-)   <:-)

And... she shared?
No, but the fridge was empty within an hour
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BanzaiCat

#58
December 17, 2016, 05:39:14 PM

Windigo

#59
December 19, 2016, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 12, 2016, 10:46:37 PM
Applied how?   I know, I know-- liberally.
It was in capsul form I believe. She dissed it some, but she apparently renewed the prescription... Lol
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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