Spider-Man: Homecoming

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mirth

Quote from: JasonPratt on June 30, 2017, 12:33:49 PM
The MCU should introduce some popular character actor, who isn't doing much at any time and can be called in for an easy paycheck, to be the Tinkerer: one of the old-school Marvel villains who sets up the tech for a lot of the tech-based villains.

I remember reading The Further Adventures of Batman, an anthology of short stories,  many years ago. One of the stories focused on an inventor, named Kittlemeyer, who made gear for Batman and for the villians Batman fought (basically for anyone who could afford his services). I always thought that was a neat idea that would make for a good story in an RPG or something.
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Sir Slash

I thought Morgan Freeman made all of Batman's gear?  :coolsmiley:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

Quote from: Sir Slash on June 30, 2017, 10:25:08 PM
I thought Morgan Freeman made all of Batman's gear?  :coolsmiley:

You're old enough to know better
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

He's old enough to make bad dad jokes, though.

Sir Slash

I'm old enough to be the original Bad Dad Joke.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

For variety's sake, perhaps the most critical anyone will every be about this movie (though I don't even care, still going to see it).

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mirth

A lot of the more critical reviews I've seen/read really seem to be nitpicking, "We have to find things wrong with this movie so we don't sound like everyone else!".
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

Just back from seeing it. Excellent movie. Probably the most I've enjoyed a superhero flick since the first Guardians of the Galaxy. It's that good.

Here are some thoughts. I'll start with the "bad". There isn't much and you have to stretch a little to find it.

-What was done for a Vulture origin story was weak and unconvincing, but they needed to establish the character and they didn't waste a lot of time with it.

-Michael Keaton was under-utilized. Don't get me wrong, he was great, but I wish they had given him a little more freedom with the role.

- The plot relies on a pretty major contrivance. It doesn't ruin the movie, but it's a little disappointing. You'll get over it.

That's really all I can say negative about it. This is what I liked:

-Tom Holland is outstanding. Better in the role than either Maguire or Garfield. He is perfect as Peter Parker, gives the character real humanity. Someone finally figured out that they key to Spiderman (much like Mark Ruffalo with Hulk/Banner) is to get Peter Parker right.

-Supporting cast was excellent. And I don't just mean Stark and Vulture. Pete's friends, Aunt May, etc were all well cast and acted.

-No Spiderman origins story. Yay! I'm almost as sick of rehashing this origin story as the Batman story.

-I think Marisa Tomei is hotter now than she was 25 years ago. And she was great as May.

-The ending was possibly the best I've seen in any MCU movie. Almost perfect.

-The rest was what you've come to expect from any Marvel movie: Terrific set piece fights. Right blend of humor and action.

Out all the Spiderman movies, this may be the best. At the very least, it's on par with Raimi's Spiderman 2 (which was great imo). If you like these types of movies at all, go see it.  9.5/10
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

Let me just add - Amazing! :P
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

But, it didn't have Murray in it? Or.... did it and you ain't saying?  :coolsmiley:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

Quote from: mirth on July 06, 2017, 09:04:52 PM
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-I think Marisa Tomei is hotter now than she was 25 years ago. And she was great as May.
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All you had to say was this. That's enough to make me want to go see it.  :D
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