The Great, White Winter of 2017

Started by MetalDog, January 05, 2017, 11:55:59 PM

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BanzaiCat


Sir Slash

I don't understand this reference to, 'snow shovel' I'm afraid. Why do you need to shovel snow? Doesn't it melt on it's own? Seems a waste of effort to me but I guess if you live in the North-Lands, you have to have SOMETHING to do in winter.  :idiot2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

Besides freezing to death in hedge mazes after attempting to butcher your family like a side of beef with a fire axe, you mean?

Gusington



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Sir Slash

Oh. I forgot about that. I guess there is fun things to do in the white winter months.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

Quote from: Gusington on June 21, 2017, 09:01:19 AM
Only amateurs actually die.

Gus has the crawl space occupants to prove it!

mirth

Quote from: Sir Slash on June 21, 2017, 09:02:48 AM
Oh. I forgot about that. I guess there is fun things to do in the white winter months.

Heavy drinking. Though that has become something of  a year round pastime.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

A fireplace helps. As does tons of home made food like soup, stew, chili, sauce, etc.


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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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BanzaiCat

Quote from: Gusington on June 21, 2017, 09:09:26 AM
A fireplace helps. As does tons of home made food like soup, stew, chili, sauce, etc.

Hmmm...seems to be a better solution to stuffing them in crawl spaces. Very Dahmer.

mirth

Quote from: BC on June 21, 2017, 09:17:11 AM
Quote from: Gusington on June 21, 2017, 09:09:26 AM
A fireplace helps. As does tons of home made food like soup, stew, chili, sauce, etc.

Hmmm...seems to be a better solution to stuffing them in crawl spaces. Very Dahmer.

Hannibal Gusington
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington



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Gusington

No I tried to eat it and it was gross. I hated it.


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Sir Slash

I got a fireplace. Here in Fla. we use it store the cat's toys. Sure is fun watching her try to get to them through the little screen. That's only when nothing's good on TV.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

I store my hopes and dreams in our fireplace, watch them go up in smoke every winter and then sadly dispose of the ash in the spring.


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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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