The Great, White Winter of 2017

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Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Toonces

Two bottles of white for the wife, a bottle of red and a 12 of Yengling Black and Tan for me...We're set.

Good news- got two pretty nice days of surf in yesterday and today. 

Bad news- tomorrow's looking a bit rough.

Good news- already have work canceled tomorrow.

Bad news- I still have homework to do.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Toonces

But life is like that, ya know?

A little bit of pleasure, a little bit of pain.  Yin and Yang and all that hippy dippy shit.   :peace:
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Sir Slash

That's what I keep telling my wife but she says I STILL have to take the garbage out.  :hide:  It's either that or my Yang gets cut-off.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

Quote from: Sir Slash on March 09, 2017, 07:33:02 PM
That's what I keep telling my wife but she says I STILL have to take the garbage out.  :hide:  It's either that or my Yang gets cut-off.

At least it's not your dongle.
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MetalDog

Quote from: Gusington on March 09, 2017, 03:38:27 PM
Milk + bread!!!

That's pretty universal then, is it?  Amazing how little sense normally sensible people can display when you tell them something bad might happen.
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Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

I think I used to work with that guy. We sent him out once for coffee and doughnuts. Once.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

OJsDad

Parts of NW Ohio and SE Michigan had winds gusting over 60mph a couple of days ago.  Our only hit 42.  Still lots of power outages in Michigan. 

Yesterday temps were in the low 60's and today we're in the 20's with a dusting of snow. 

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Toonces

^ OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

That's ok, right?   :clap:
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Toonces

It's snowing pretty hard right now, but nothing too bad.  The roads are clear, not sure if they're just well salted, are too warm still, or a bit of both.

We'll see how it develops over the day, but I somehow think I could have made it to work today.   :-"
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

MikeGER

#581
fist real day to be considered spring here   :)   (300m above sea level, air temp was up to 9.3 C )

snowdrop and crocuses get into full swing at the warmer spot in my graden ...and (wild)bees start to roam



Crocus chrysanthus 'Ard Schenk'
Crocus etruscus 'Zwanenburg'

Gusington

I made it in record time Sir! But you are on orificer and all that. The real test of your mettle will be next week's predicted nor'easter. Gird your loins, Commander.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Toonces

"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Toonces

"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs