The Great, White Winter of 2017

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Toonces

#585
March 10, 2017, 01:20:54 PM
F YOU WINTER!  KISS MY BALL!

"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

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Toonces

#586
March 10, 2017, 01:23:17 PM






"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

mirth

#587
March 10, 2017, 01:27:01 PM
embrace the suck!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Toonces

#588
March 10, 2017, 01:37:45 PM
Rhode Island can seriously suck it, man.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Gusington

#589
March 10, 2017, 02:13:31 PM
Next week's storm is patiently glancing at your pics and adjusting its plans.
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OJsDad

#590
March 10, 2017, 02:19:02 PM
Quote from: Toonces on March 10, 2017, 08:11:18 AM
^ OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

That's ok, right?   :clap:

Absolutely, since she wasn't hurt. 
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Sir Slash

#591
March 10, 2017, 03:59:15 PM
That man is a SERIOUS Paddle-Boarder.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bob48

#592
March 10, 2017, 04:02:10 PM
Cold, cold,
cold and glum,
cold as the hairs on a polar bears bum,
cold as a frog in an icebound pool,
cold as the tip of an Eskimo's.............nose.
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Windigo

#593
March 10, 2017, 04:21:23 PM
there you have it... vogon poetry in groghead forums.
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Sir Slash

#594
March 10, 2017, 11:04:53 PM
I can see getting an accurate temp on an Eskimo's nose and an ice-bound frog, but who takes Polar Bear ass temps? Not even the 'Croc Hunter' would've tried that.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#595
March 11, 2017, 11:05:06 AM
5F here currently. Wind Chill is -16.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

steve58

#596
March 11, 2017, 11:19:16 AM
Looks like we going to get our first real snow of the winter overnight Monday...forecasts are all over the ruler, anywhere from 1-12 inches. :-\
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Toonces

#597
March 11, 2017, 11:28:42 AM
Quote from: mirth on March 11, 2017, 11:05:06 AM
5F here currently. Wind Chill is -16.

Just slightly warmer here.  There shall be no paddling pictures today!   :idiot2:
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Gusington

#598
March 11, 2017, 11:41:42 AM
Two feet of snow Monday into Wednesday, Commander. Get your drinking paraphernalia ready.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#599
March 11, 2017, 11:42:59 AM
Spring arrives on March 20th
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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