Fly the Friendly Skies

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mirth

#285
August 30, 2017, 02:28:56 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#286
August 30, 2017, 03:36:20 PM
But the good news is, after the TSA Rectal Check, it'll all seem like Heaven.  :dreamer:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#287
August 30, 2017, 07:14:37 PM
I'd laugh if it all wasn't 100% accurate. God I hate flying.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Barthheart

#288
August 30, 2017, 07:16:29 PM
I'm in 31B on my next trip to Vancouver in 2 weeks..  :-\

mirth

#289
August 30, 2017, 07:18:34 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on August 30, 2017, 07:16:29 PM
I'm in 31B on my next trip to Vancouver in 2 weeks..  :-\

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#290
August 30, 2017, 07:19:33 PM
Never had one, so I don't feel too abandoned....  :crazy2:

mirth

#291
August 30, 2017, 07:21:45 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on August 30, 2017, 07:19:33 PM
Never had one, so I don't feel too abandoned....  :crazy2:

You'll wish you had one by the end of the flight.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#292
August 30, 2017, 07:22:41 PM
Nah... I just wish the fucking thing would crash....

Gusington

#293
August 30, 2017, 07:23:40 PM
With you on it??
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#294
August 30, 2017, 07:25:13 PM
Last time I flew that seemed like the best possible outcome.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#295
August 30, 2017, 07:26:16 PM
Given enough non-disembarking stopovers, probably.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Gusington

#296
August 31, 2017, 07:56:31 AM
Grim.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat

#297
August 31, 2017, 08:15:04 AM
Barth probably has to change planes in Yellowknife, eh?

Barthheart

#298
August 31, 2017, 08:27:51 AM
Nope, deerect flight.

BanzaiCat

#299
August 31, 2017, 04:36:08 PM
Mile High Club included, huh? ;D

I won't lie. Any time I flew first class, it felt like everyone else was judging those of us sitting up there.
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