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Battletech is back!!!

Started by Shelldrake, May 12, 2017, 06:20:53 AM

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SirAndrewD

Quote from: Gusington on June 04, 2017, 04:00:01 PM
Working for Battletech marketing and you'd feel like you were off for the rest of your life.

I probably would be after a couple of weeks. 
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

Gusington

You're a glass half empty type feller, eh?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

JasonPratt

Again, GAME OF THRONES PLUS VARIOUS SIZES OF WAR ROBOTS!

This even comes through in the computer games occasionally, e.g. the old Crescent Hawk duology and the various storylines of Mechwarrior 4.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

SirAndrewD

Quote from: Gusington on June 05, 2017, 07:32:15 AM
You're a glass half empty type feller, eh?

Only when the glass is half empty of the whiskey I use the drown my sorrows.


Quote from: JasonPratt on June 05, 2017, 07:57:11 AM
Again, GAME OF THRONES PLUS VARIOUS SIZES OF WAR ROBOTS!

To be fair, Battletech isn't like Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones is like Battletech in a fantasy setting with Dragons.  The Battletech universe did come first.

When my then girlfriend, now wife, started reading the GoT books, she used to go on and on about them to me and suggest I read them.  I constantly told her that I already read that story in the Michael Stackpole Battletech novels, so I would pass.

I watch the heck out of the show though.  Makes me wish there was a Battletech TV series with the same clothing optional rules. 
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

Gusington

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

Took a while for this thread to get here but here we are.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

acctingman

3 pages of hard hitting facts and pertinent information and 5 pages of prepubescent toilet humor

Gusington

We will try to improve that ratio.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

Indeed, there needs to be a lot more toilet humor.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

Robot poop? Mechanized farts?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

Giant flatulating robots.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

RyanE

Quote from: mirth on June 05, 2017, 02:12:12 PM
Giant flatulating robots.

Wasn't that called Transformers.