The "Holy %$%# It's Hot Out There" Summer 2017 Thread

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GDS_Starfury

#165
July 28, 2017, 02:38:29 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on July 27, 2017, 09:17:03 AM
What's not Guac snot? In Fla, this time of year, a storm like that is called, "Thursday afternoon".

fixed that for ya.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#166
July 28, 2017, 10:10:44 PM
Thank you. That's why the golfers all go get drunk at the clubhouse at 3pm to avoid getting hit by lightening.  :-"
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#167
July 30, 2017, 11:53:27 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#168
July 30, 2017, 01:28:30 PM
Wowzers! Don't tell Toonces.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#169
July 30, 2017, 02:23:32 PM
Winter is coming!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#170
July 30, 2017, 04:25:26 PM
It's here already!
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#171
July 30, 2017, 04:31:57 PM
Just a little frost on the pumpkin
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#172
July 30, 2017, 04:58:04 PM
We have pumpkins growing in our garden but they're not going to be ready for another six weeks...
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#173
July 30, 2017, 05:13:02 PM
Hopefully you don't get frost on them
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#174
July 30, 2017, 05:18:13 PM
Or at this rate...snow?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#175
July 30, 2017, 05:23:12 PM
Could be Redrum in RI.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

airboy

#176
July 31, 2017, 09:55:44 AM
Almost August and still no 100 degree day where I live in Alabama.  No seasonal drought either.  Easiest summer in years.

Gusington

#177
July 31, 2017, 10:07:00 AM
It has been a beautiful summer here too, with a nice amount of unusually cool days. Felt like early autumn all weekend. Which may not translate well in early November.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#178
July 31, 2017, 10:15:08 AM
This past weekend was perfect summer weather. Warm, but not hot, days with low humidity. Cool nights that made for comfortable sleeping.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#179
July 31, 2017, 11:27:02 AM
TS Emily is shitting all over my Monday. Oh well, nothing to do but play games.  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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