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bbmike

#90
October 24, 2017, 07:23:56 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 24, 2017, 07:07:04 PM
WHY would anyone want to look closer at that pic.....   :hide:

It's full of good RPG monster ideas.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Sir Slash

#91
October 24, 2017, 10:08:54 PM
And Halloween costume ideas. Or, if you're making a new Road Warrior movie.....
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

DoctorQuest

#92
October 25, 2017, 08:27:54 PM
...in the Star Trek universe. What could possibly go wrong?
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"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Steelgrave

#93
October 25, 2017, 08:44:00 PM
If anyone from CBS sees that pic, they'll cast 'em in Discovery. 

mirth

#94
October 25, 2017, 08:45:17 PM
I thought she was one of those new Klingons.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Steelgrave

#95
October 25, 2017, 08:58:38 PM
Like anyone knows what Klingons look like anymore....

Sir Slash

#96
October 25, 2017, 10:09:01 PM
I think the new Klingons would be afraid of her.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Steelgrave

#97
October 26, 2017, 11:18:17 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 25, 2017, 10:09:01 PM
I think the new Klingons would be afraid of her.

If I had a gun to my head and was forced to choose between that pic or the Duras sisters....well, helloooo ladies!







Sir Slash

#99
November 04, 2017, 10:57:30 AM
Not my preferred way of committing suicide. I prefer death by Bourbon and Bacon.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

#100
November 04, 2017, 11:40:33 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 04, 2017, 10:57:30 AM
Not my preferred way of committing suicide. I prefer death by Bourbon and Bacon.

How's that coming along?  :P
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

trailrunner

#101
November 04, 2017, 01:17:16 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 04, 2017, 10:57:30 AM
Not my preferred way of committing suicide.

Yeah, but part of me wants to know just how he did it.  Did he take the chainsaw to his thigh and bleed out?  At any rate, I can't imagine being able to take a chainsaw to my own body.

Staggerwing

#102
November 04, 2017, 07:05:50 PM
it could have been accidental. It sounds like he was in some kind of rage- maybe he was swinging the chainsaw around in the garage and it kicked back on to his body, possibly neck area, after hitting something.
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Sir Slash

#103
November 06, 2017, 10:53:49 AM
TRUE STORY. When I worked in Mental Health, we had a patient that eloped from his ward and before being found, got into the Maintenance Workshop. He used an electric table saw the cut both of his hands off. He was found in time to save him and both hands were reattached with some success but crazy people will find a way to do things you would think nobody ever could.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#104
November 12, 2017, 09:38:38 AM
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