The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

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Staggerwing

#1755
March 12, 2018, 05:56:21 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 12, 2018, 12:05:01 PM
Thinking you poor fuckers up north.



At least we don't have to deal with all those localized 90 degree gravity inversions you are always documenting with your pix.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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Sir Slash

#1756
March 12, 2018, 06:49:41 PM
We have those fixed. You notice the drink's not spilling.  :bd:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

#1757
March 12, 2018, 07:05:10 PM
I just figured he took that as he was passing out.
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Sir Slash

#1758
March 12, 2018, 09:35:23 PM
 :2funny:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#1759
March 13, 2018, 07:04:56 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#1760
March 13, 2018, 08:10:06 AM
Almost could not get out of my driveway this morning...but did and then had to detour off our road because of jackasses with no awd or 4wd...what did they think was going to happen trying to get up an incline in the snow?

Other than that, one other asshole in a truck who just had to speed up to cut me off AFTER I yielded to him so he could get merge on to the two lane highway was the only other issue as I got south. Fuck you, pal.

Snowing hard now at work - not sure what it will be like going home.
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JasonPratt

#1761
March 13, 2018, 08:47:26 AM
West TN was supposed to have picked up 2" from the latest wave as it dipped into Kentucky and southern Missouri, but apparently it followed the stampede instead. Sorry, guys.

Just remember, when snow stays around on the ground, it's waiting for more snow.

(...here in West TN, that sounds like a lot less ominous and catastrophic.)
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mirth

#1762
March 13, 2018, 08:53:40 AM
Forecast here is now 18-24".
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#1763
March 13, 2018, 08:54:57 AM
Don't go outside. And don't turn around. OH OH OH
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Sir Slash

#1764
March 13, 2018, 10:06:46 AM
Forty Two cold degrees at my house this am. Not unheard of for Fla in March but... enough already!
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#1765
March 13, 2018, 12:31:42 PM
still not wearing pants and drinking beer outside here.   :coolsmiley:
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#1766
March 13, 2018, 12:46:48 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 13, 2018, 12:31:42 PM
still not wearing pants and drinking beer outside here.   :coolsmiley:

Why, is there some kind of local ordinance against drinking beer while wearing pants outside?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Arctic Blast

#1767
March 13, 2018, 08:44:17 PM
Been above freezing hoodie weather so far this week. Sunny, too.  :coolsmiley:

mirth

#1768
March 14, 2018, 01:03:29 PM
After 29 hours, it has stopped snowing.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#1769
March 14, 2018, 01:06:47 PM
Things are turning around. Maybe we can find Toonces by June.
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