The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

[Gusington]

'Cold Weather Masturbatin' Technique' by Anonymous Naval Meteorologist Dude

[MetalDog]

Just don't touch it to a flag pole.  You saw what happened to that kid in 'A Christmas Story.'

[Sir Slash]

Phobe Cates as she was then, not now. And me, as I was then, not now.

[GDS_Starfury]

I'm pretty sure there's some Jewish law against what Toonce's does to those pants bagels.

[Gusington]

Jewish law and the laws of nature and the laws of man in general.

[mirth]

https://twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/935210296083443713

[Gusington]

Toonces gets a reprieve.

[Sir Slash]

What do 'medium-range models' know about weather? They can't even walk down a catwalk with Ostrich feathers on their heads without falling off. Why don't they ask some Weather Men, or Women? They know their precipitation. 

[Toonces]

I call reprieves "beer days."   

[Gusington]

^Me too!

[mirth]

Apparently I get a reprieve every day.

[Gusington]

I don't :(

[mirth]

Being divorced is not entirely without benefit.

[Sir Slash]

Yes, you never have to fight over the toilet seat.  O0   Or who gets to be on top.  :'(  Can't have the good without a little bad.

[Gusington]

You fight over who gets to be on top...of the toilet?