The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

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bayonetbrant

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 30, 2017, 11:28:28 AM
still in shorts here.

why are you even wearing shorts on your day off?  shouldn't you be free-balling it?
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Staggerwing

Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 30, 2017, 02:48:01 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 30, 2017, 11:28:28 AM
still in shorts here.

why are you even wearing shorts on your day off?  shouldn't you be free-balling it?

Unfortunately, the local mall is kinda strict about that. Now they have his picture up on the wall of the security office, right next to Roy Moore's.
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Gusington

5 degrees when I took the cur out to crap this morning. And snowing. Which the weather services said wouldn't happen. Dorks.


слава Україна!

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-JudgeDredd

mirth

Made it to 12F today. Pretty good considering the day started out at -14.
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Martok

The high today was -8.  Temps here haven't been in double digits since Dec. 22, and aren't expected to get back up there until Thursday or Friday.  :buck2: 
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Gusington

Now weather.com is clearly messing with me. 'Next big snowstorm on Thursday??' Meanwhile, when I click on my local forecast, nothing posted for Thursday. WTF


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

No one knows for sure yet what is going to happen Thursday. There's potential for a major storm, but it may also go out to sea.

Either way, once it passes there's going to be another shot of very cold air dragged down from Canadistan.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Toonces

Man alive is it just cold outside.  We got about an inch +/- of snow yesterday, and now it's just one big block of ice everywhere.  Miserable.

The sun is out, but it's not helping too much.
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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

We all told you this would happen Commander. Especially when you got your orders for San Diego.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Toonces

I'm in straight-up hibernation mode right now.  Hoodie, Uggs, a nice glass of scotch and The Bruce Trilogy to pass the time.

Going to start up the fireplace later.   ???
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"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

For all of you who are considering sending your testicles down here to Florida to avoid them freezing off next week.... we are closed. Thank You and have a nice New Year's.
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Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Emeraldlis

^ I don't think you'll ever get that ball back now Gus  ::) it's like you threw it over grumpy grandpa slash's garden wall ....and he ain't giving it back ! Or playing ball as it were  :-"  hope you weren't to attached to it ....
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