The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

[BanzaiCat]

Going to be almost f*cking 90 degrees here today. After being in the low 40s in the morning/mid-60s just earlier in the week.

[Toonces]

The SUN's gravity has pulled Earth closer, thus causing warmer temperatures because the Earth is spinning faster creating friction which increases its gravity.

Think about it.

[BanzaiCat]

[Toonces]

Unfortunately we'll never know if I'm right or not now.   :-\

[Gusington]

I basted them in beer too. Not kosher is one thing, but I basted them in quality beer! I am more upset about the wasted beer, I think 😓

[Sir Slash]

WHY does the world have to be so CRUEL??? Wasted quality beer AND bad brats? Too much too soon for me. I've got to go take a nap.  :'(

[Gusington]

Me too 😓

[mirth]

https://twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/926884340444909569

[Gusington]

It's almost like it's stroking itself, waiting for Toonces to disrobe.

[Arctic Blast]

We don't need a big military when our air itself leads the assault.  >:D

[Gusington]

I thought that was Russia.

[mirth]

Putin's expanded his reach.

[Gusington]

In Soviet Canada reach expands you!

[mirth]

In Soviet Canada, Moose squirrels you!

[Gusington]

In Soviet Canada, Arctic Blasts you!