Coffee a Cancer Hazard?

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airboy

#30
February 02, 2018, 01:50:12 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 02, 2018, 01:44:12 PM
Quote from: airboy on February 02, 2018, 01:40:48 PM
Unlike Mirth, I love my wife so an enraged alcoholic, bar-fly MILF is unlikely to do me in.

Unlike Mirth, you have a wife ;)

True!  I did not mean to imply that you were chasing bar-fly MILFs without a valid hunting license.
I lack a MILF hunting license.
Please accept my deepest and sincere apology.

bbmike

#31
February 02, 2018, 01:55:22 PM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on February 02, 2018, 11:49:53 AM
Vile bean drippings!  I knew it!  Drink tea like a civilized person, you savages.  (It's just covered with the occasional bit of dried feces because the pickers just crap in the fields.)

Right, back to enjoying my carbonated beverage with delicious, all natural aspartic acid.

Prostate Cancer Risk Higher For Heavy Tea Drinkers

Now, back to my scotch...
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#32
February 02, 2018, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: airboy on February 02, 2018, 01:50:12 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 02, 2018, 01:44:12 PM
Quote from: airboy on February 02, 2018, 01:40:48 PM
Unlike Mirth, I love my wife so an enraged alcoholic, bar-fly MILF is unlikely to do me in.

Unlike Mirth, you have a wife ;)

True!  I did not mean to imply that you were chasing bar-fly MILFs without a valid hunting license.
I lack a MILF hunting license.
Please accept my deepest and sincere apology.

lol. I was deeply offended!  ;D
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#33
February 02, 2018, 02:05:46 PM
Not as offended as those barfly's are that he approaches. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#34
February 02, 2018, 02:15:04 PM
That's for sure.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#35
February 02, 2018, 02:19:47 PM
I don't smoke and I don't drink coffee - am I Mormon?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#36
February 02, 2018, 02:20:55 PM
Quote from: Gusington on February 02, 2018, 02:19:47 PM
I don't smoke and I don't drink coffee - am I Mormon?

A Jewish Mormon. Now there's a concept.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#37
February 02, 2018, 02:23:36 PM
Feeling guilty about my wives. But not guilty enough to convert.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#38
February 02, 2018, 02:27:26 PM
Quote from: Gusington on February 02, 2018, 02:23:36 PM
Feeling guilty about my wives. But not guilty enough to convert.

lmao
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#39
February 02, 2018, 02:31:24 PM
 8)
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bbmike

#40
February 02, 2018, 04:14:28 PM
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#41
February 02, 2018, 04:17:46 PM
Looks like you drinking Scotch.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#42
February 02, 2018, 04:19:37 PM
Three men, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a Mormon man, were having drinks at the bar following a business meeting.

The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team!"

The Catholic man pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons. One more and I'll have a football team."

To which the Mormon man replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"

bbmike

#43
February 02, 2018, 04:30:59 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 02, 2018, 04:17:46 PM
Looks like you drinking Scotch.

O0
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

trailrunner

#44
February 02, 2018, 04:47:03 PM
NOT drinking coffee is extremely hazardous to my health.  I get extremely irritable and can instantly fall asleep at the most inopportune time, like when I'm driving or operating heavy machinery or in an extremely boring meeting that's been dragging on for way too long.
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