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mirth

May 05, 2018, 06:42:54 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

jamus34

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May 05, 2018, 06:49:24 PM
For the love of all that is holy WHYYYYYY???
Insert witty comment here.

bbmike

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May 05, 2018, 07:04:36 PM
Quote from: jamus34 on May 05, 2018, 06:49:24 PM
For the love of all that is holy WHYYYYYY???

Uh, this. +100. To the thousandth.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

bayonetbrant

#3
May 05, 2018, 07:11:59 PM
wasn't this the 3 Expendables movies?  I mean, really, if you're dusting off Rambo, just bring all his friends along...
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mirth

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May 05, 2018, 07:15:05 PM
Sly's out for Expendables 4 so he has a hole to fill in his schedule.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

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May 05, 2018, 09:04:41 PM
Rambo 5, in which our hero escapes from his nursing home....in between naps.   ::)

Arctic Blast

#6
May 06, 2018, 12:38:04 AM
I even kind of liked that last Rambo movie as Grindhouse-style fare, but this is just a bridge too far. STOP!

JudgeDredd

#7
May 06, 2018, 01:12:00 AM
First Rambo movie - Superb.
Last Rambo movie - Good.

The rest were utter shite. But like the rest of you said - WHY? You done the last one as a closer.
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Sir Slash

#8
May 06, 2018, 11:02:39 PM
Can Sly even count to five?  :o
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

MikeGER

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May 07, 2018, 06:46:40 AM Last Edit: May 07, 2018, 06:51:05 AM by MikeGER
Quote from: Steelgrave on May 05, 2018, 09:04:41 PM
Rambo 5, in which our hero escapes from his nursing home....in between naps.   ::)

na, this will be Rambo 6  ^-^

in a park near his nursing home his group of lady friends get harassed by those loitering petty crime multi ethnic migrant youth which don't want any witnesses, even those with bad eyesight and deaf ears, on now 'their turf' for a little trafficking and mugging
Rambo trains the elderly gang in Cane Fu and lead them out on his final mission

here is a teaser video of his German Cane Fu trainer hired for the project   O0
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