Time for the rest of us to appreciate just how old Steelie feels every day

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The Mindset List

QuoteEvery year, Beloit College in Beloit, Wis., releases its Mindset List to give a snapshot of how the incoming freshmen class views the world. The list for the Class of 2016:

Most students entering college for the first time this fall were born in 1994. For these students, Kurt Cobain, Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Richard Nixon and John Wayne Gacy have always been dead.

Excerpts (and many more at the link)

QuoteRobert De Niro is thought of as Greg Focker's long-suffering father-in-law, not as Vito Corleone or Jimmy Conway.

QuoteThey have never seen an airplane "ticket."

QuoteFor most of their lives, maintaining relations between the U.S. and the rest of the world has been a woman's job in the State Department.

QuoteThere has always been football in Jacksonville but never in Los Angeles.

QuoteBenjamin Braddock, having given up both a career in plastics and a relationship with Mrs. Robinson, could be their grandfather.

QuoteTheir folks have never gazed with pride on a new set of bound encyclopedias on the bookshelf.

QuoteThe Real World has always "stopped being polite and started getting real" on MTV.

QuoteThere has always been a Santa Clause.

QuoteThe Twilight Zone involves vampires, not Rod Serling.

QuoteThey have no recollection of when Arianna Huffington was a conservative.

QuotePulp Fiction's meal of a "royale with cheese" and an "Amos and Andy milkshake" has little or no resonance with them.

QuoteLou Gehrig's record for most consecutive baseball games played has never stood in their lifetimes.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MikeGER

QuoteRobert De Niro is thought of as Greg Focker's long-suffering father-in-law, not as Vito Corleone or Jimmy Conway.

Travis 8)   ...was most influenced by Taxi Driver in my youth ;)

LongBlade

Gotta say that there were only about three of those that mattered to me either.

Call it the spirit of youth, I guess...
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

To kids today, the Vietnam War is like was WWII was to me.  My parents were alive during it, there are movies about it, and there are old war vets around.

Any time is a good time for pie.

Steelgrave


MetalDog

Careful, Steelie.  You never know WHAT the inmates here may come up with next!  :-)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob


Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Toonces

"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

Steelgrave

Quote from: Toonces on August 23, 2012, 09:48:57 PM
Man, I feel old, and I'm not that old.

Most days my body feels my age plus 5-10 years, but my mind....in my mind I'm 30 years younger without all the drama and with more experience. I hope I never feel old mentally. Gaming helps  8) And co-eds with amazing racks out by the pool  8) 8) 8) That REALLY helps!

besilarius

Inside every sixty year old man is an eighteen year older.
And every day they ask, "What happened?"
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.