Groundhog Problem

[Bison]

Noriega was hanging just outside the yard fence line while I was grilling this evening.  He however ran into the brush before I could snap a mugshot.  He's bigger than I thought.

[LongBlade]

Noriega was hanging just outside the yard fence line while I was grilling this evening.  He however ran into the brush before I could snap a mugshot.  He's bigger than I thought.

Hang on.

<runs to kitchen>

<pulls book>

<runs back>

I have LL Bean's wild game cookbook.

Wow. And not one groundhog recipe.

I have recipes for hare and rabbit, squirrel, muskrat, beaver, woodchuck, raccoon, and possum. But nothing on groundhogs.

Sorry. Thought I did.

Well, you're in the South now. Best thing I can recommend is the classic southern tradition: fry it.

[Barthheart]

Just be careful when you finally pick it up. They are normally infested with fleas! Where arm length gloves of some kind....  :P

[Bison]

Just be careful when you finally pick it up. They are normally infested with fleas! Where arm length gloves of some kind....  :P

If Noriega insists on the confrontation leading to his demise, I can assure you I will not touch his body without some sort of protective cover.  I'll also forge a carcass scooper out of small branches or something. 

[Windigo]

Noriega was hanging just outside the yard fence line while I was grilling this evening.  He however ran into the brush before I could snap a mugshot.  He's bigger than I thought.

its a whole new ballgame if that 'big' groundhog turns out to be a badger....   

[Barthheart]

Noriega was hanging just outside the yard fence line while I was grilling this evening.  He however ran into the brush before I could snap a mugshot.  He's bigger than I thought.

its a whole new ballgame if that 'big' groundhog turns out to be a badger....

Agreed! If it's actually a badger..... get a howitzer!  :o

[Staggerwing]

NM the Howitzer, get Chuck Norris instead...

[MikeGER]

its a whole new ballgame if that 'big' groundhog turns out to be a badger....   

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNr0WXQ3Ho4   ;D

[Staggerwing]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlicWUDf5MM  ;D




(Old, I know but still...)

[Gusington]

Get Chuck Norris to fire the howitzer. With his mind.

Badgers can humiliate humans when they want to. They are pretty smart.

[Staggerwing]

It looks like the badgers have established a foothold inside the human zone already. Unless we act fast our days are numbered as a species:

[Bison]

Holy crap that's a lot of badgers!

Norgiega is not a badger.  I know that much for sure.

[Gusington]

You could nuke the hole from orbit...

[junk2drive]

I suggested to the wife that I could nuke the hole with my missile...

[Bison]

I suggested to the wife that I could nuke the hole with my missile...

Touche on the double entendre!