Yes, this is a crap story.

Started by Smuckatelli, September 26, 2012, 08:00:36 AM

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Smuckatelli

The girl was saved by her mother's do do...

After surviving a near-fatal car accident, Kaitlin Hunter found herself battling a devastating bacterial infection in her colon that also threatened her life.

The persistent infection was beaten through a little-known technique involving the transplant of fecal matter from Hunter's mother, which put healthy bacteria back into her colon.

Following the July procedure, "I've been so happy," said Hunter, 20, of Marietta, Georgia. "I'm cured."


http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/26/health/fecal-transplant/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

LongBlade

Where do you come up with this shit?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Barthheart


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LongBlade

Quote from: Smuckatelli on September 26, 2012, 08:18:48 AM
Besides LB, you should be happy that I didn't talk about the University of Tennessee

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/tennessee-fraternity-suspended/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Nice.

Quote"Pi Kappa Alpha's mission is to develop men of integrity, intellect and high moral character and to foster a truly lifelong fraternal experience. These alleged activities are clearly not consistent with that mission, nor are they representative of what the fraternity would expect from any of its members."

Smuck, you've left yourself wide open, but I'm not going to go there. Just bear in mind that next time we meet, if you are carrying any tubing I will leave immediately.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Smuckatelli

Actually, it sounds like the kids have figured out a cheaper way to get drunk other than donating blood.

Jack Nastyface

You may recall I posted a similar story at the-site-that-must-not-be-named regarding female (and male!) college students who used alcohol soaked tampons to get drunk...

You may find this video more appropriate if you are interested in healthy bowel movements, etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pYcv6odWfTM
Now, the problem is, how to divide five Afghans from three mules and have two Englishmen left over.

LongBlade

Quote from: Jack Nastyface on September 27, 2012, 03:45:50 PM
You may recall I posted a similar story at the-site-that-must-not-be-named regarding female (and male!) college students who used alcohol soaked tampons to get drunk...

You may find this video more appropriate if you are interested in healthy bowel movements, etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pYcv6odWfTM

I was not aware of that story and I sure as hell am not shooting that tank.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

Party kids have been giving each other booze enemas since the 80's, if not earlier. They would get so messed up they went into respiratory arrest on occasion. One of the Docs back in the ER I worked out of advocated putting them on dialysis to try and flush their systems quickly. I can't recall if we ever did of if so, how effective it was. I do know that Dialysis has been used on drug overdoses on occasion when the agent was hepatotoxic, such as Tylenol which kids would ingest along with the alcohol in some multi symptom cough elixirs.
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