Just Shave and then execute.

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Keunert

#15
October 23, 2012, 10:09:14 AM
Bacon
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde

Special K has too much class.
Windigo

LongBlade

#16
October 23, 2012, 10:26:29 AM
Kukri.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#17
October 23, 2012, 10:34:59 AM
.50 Cal
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

#18
October 23, 2012, 10:36:43 AM
tweezers

Keunert

#19
October 23, 2012, 02:48:04 PM
YMCA
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde

Special K has too much class.
Windigo

Centurion40

#20
October 23, 2012, 02:50:28 PM
Quote from: Keunert on October 23, 2012, 02:48:04 PM
YMCA

Ah the just cruelty, and spoken by the member with the Oscar Wilde quote.  Perfection!
Any time is a good time for pie.

TheCommandTent

#21
October 23, 2012, 07:04:48 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 23, 2012, 07:16:45 AM
Doctrine Man asks on Facebook:
QuoteIf I was selected to shave Nidal Hasan's beard, I would use a ___________?

rabid squirrels.
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Staggerwing

#22
October 23, 2012, 07:10:28 PM
millions of bioengineered Fire/Army Ant hybrids... hungry, hungry ones.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bob48

#23
October 24, 2012, 01:07:45 PM
An Ultramarine, with a powersword.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

eyebiter

#24
October 24, 2012, 02:43:33 PM
Hassan, chop!

W8taminute

#25
October 24, 2012, 03:33:39 PM
First:  Dip electrodes in pig grease before him in plain sight

Second: Tell him that Allah will not accept him into paradise because of what's going to happen soon

Third:  Gouge out his eyeballs with an icepick and slice his tounge with a knife dipped in pig grease

Fourth:  Apply electrodes to his balls and proceed to divert the entire towns electric supply for short 1 second bursts over a 30 minute time period.  Then turn on power nonstop until roasted.  Rinse repeat.
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Mr. Bigglesworth

#26
October 24, 2012, 10:37:34 PM
Stick him where millions of muslim pilgrims throw rocks. Give him a mirror so he can see they all hate him.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Martok

#27
October 27, 2012, 12:50:56 PM
I'd use a spoon. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Toonces

#28
October 29, 2012, 10:01:12 PM
I'm with JH on this one.

To drag this out for 3 years because he refuses to shave his beard is a complete and utter insult.  What a fucking joke.

Do we really even need a trial?  Take this guy out back and hang him and be done with it already. 

This makes us in the US look like a bunch of chumps.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

GDS_Starfury

#29
October 29, 2012, 10:46:19 PM
put him in a room with a razor blade and a wall of tvs that he cant get to showing endless reruns of the jersey shore.
then sell it pay for view and give the proceeds to wounded warriors.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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