Please Welcome China to 1941!

Started by LongBlade, November 25, 2012, 11:08:08 AM

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Smuckatelli

Quote from: LongBlade on November 25, 2012, 09:01:03 PM
Remember when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?

You see....that's the crazy thing about this...in 1941 he was flying P-40's looking for the Japanese......20 years later in college he thinks the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.... ???

Staggerwing

Assuming they knew where (or even what) Pearl Harbor was. And that didn't suddenly happen this semester. I've mentioned before that I have a friend who found himself mentioning WW2 at work when one of his female coworkers looked puzzled for a moment and then said "Oh! I know! That's the one when all the sailors were dancing with the nurses, right?" The woman in question was (and probably still is) a law clerk.
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LongBlade

Quote from: Staggerwing on November 25, 2012, 10:04:35 PM
Assuming they knew where (or even what) Pearl Harbor was. And that didn't suddenly happen this semester. I've mentioned before that I have a friend who found himself mentioning WW2 at work when one of his female coworkers looked puzzled for a moment and then said "Oh! I know! That's the one when all the sailors were dancing with the nurses, right?" The woman in question was (and probably still is) a law clerk.

I realize our society is supposed to be broken into highly specialized jobs, but that just seems wrong.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Arctic Blast

Quote from: Gusington on November 25, 2012, 08:46:17 PM
I miss John Belushi. The world was better with him in it. :(

On the other hand, would anyone have missed Jim?

bayonetbrant

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bayonetbrant

Quote from: LongBlade on November 25, 2012, 09:02:00 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on November 25, 2012, 09:01:03 PM
Remember when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?
Funny think is, when that movie came out the average high schooler would get that joke.

These days? I wonder.

A few years ago, in a column about the Astros late-season charge for the playoffs, a columnist made a reference to "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" and the article comments went ballistic over the 'inaccuracy' of the article.  It seems that everyone was in a hurry to correct the writer, but no one got the "Animal House" reference...
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GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Smuckatelli on November 25, 2012, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 25, 2012, 11:32:56 AM
when was the first landing of an aircraft on a ship?
1911

Do you own a 1911 or are you one of those Glock groupies?

bite your heathen tounge!
I have a Springfield!
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Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

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Smuckatelli

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 26, 2012, 08:56:17 AM
Quote from: Smuckatelli on November 25, 2012, 06:40:39 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on November 25, 2012, 11:32:56 AM
when was the first landing of an aircraft on a ship?
1911

Do you own a 1911 or are you one of those Glock groupies?

bite your heathen tounge!
I have a Springfield!

Why no prancing pony?

GDS_Starfury

easier to take apart and clean.
ammo is easier to find down here.
half the price.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GDS_Starfury

and while China is dicking around with their first carrier landings the US Navy has begun testing of X-47s on our carriers.







NORFOLK (Nov. 26, 2012) Contractors hoist the X-47B Unmanned Combat Air System (UCAS) demonstrator to the flight deck of the aircraft carrier USS Harry S. Truman (CVN 75). The air vehicle arrived by barge from Naval Air Station Patuxent River, Md. Truman is the first aircraft carrier to host test operations for an unmanned aircraft. The Navy plans to conduct X-47B carrier deck handling tests aboard the ship. (U.S. Navy photos by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Lyle H. Wilkie III, Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Lorenzo J. Burleson & Seaman Christopher A. Morrison /Released)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Longdan

No pilot!  The zoomies will be so pissed.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

GDS_Starfury

with folding wings the Navy might be able to stuff a 1/3 more airframes into a carrier.
dedicate those to outer air defence and our ships become even more difficult to hit.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Centurion40

Are they going to pilot them from the ships, or from another remote location?  Anyone know?
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

Maybe it will get hit by lightning, develop a mind of it's own and try to shoot down Jessica Biel.

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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

I've never wanted to be a strap before this very moment.
Any time is a good time for pie.