Canadian Army Recruiting

Started by Smuckatelli, December 04, 2012, 07:10:53 PM

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Quote from: MIGMaster on December 07, 2012, 08:26:35 AM
The whole purpose of the Canadian military is to spank Spain really bad the next time they try to fish our turbot... this will hopefully fill the void left by the NHL strike!

Hey we're gonna get a realy neat icebreaker in 20 years....    ::)
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GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Centurion40 on December 07, 2012, 09:32:12 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2012, 01:39:28 AM
one of my favorite conspiracy tracks is the US Navy updating Canadian mine sweeping ability under the project name of Aurora.  for the money spent you guys could have had a few sqaudrons worth of aegis crusiers.  aurora is also the supposedly the project name for whatever replaced the sr-71.  that was info I gathered for a research paper in 12th grade in 1989....

What?  The US Navy actually has such a project??!!  FYI, we have ZERO minesweepers in the RCN.

Saw 4 USN aviators in a deli yesterday.  One was a hot chick, Lt.  Haven't seen USN aviators in town since the Blue Angels were here.  2 US Army guys came in about 10 minutes later and sat at another table. Highly unusual.  I can't ever recall seeing US Army in town.

like I said, the project was during the mid 80's.
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Centurion40

Well, I can only hope that the money got funnelled into good use.
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GDS_Starfury

so you didnt make the connection of the one aurora for nonexistent mine sweepers for canada that we funded and our aurora which was the sr-71 replacement?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.