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Barthheart

Star Trek: The Motion Picture



Worst ST movie ever.... :P

LongBlade

Quote from: Smuckatelli on December 05, 2012, 11:28:15 AM
Anywoo......the Voyager news is making me want to watch the Star Trek movie...can't remember the name but it was about 'V' ger....

You really are a guy who needs to stay in the kiddie pool of geek culture.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

Quote from: Barthheart on December 05, 2012, 11:32:01 AM
Star Trek: The Motion Picture



Worst ST movie ever.... :P

I gotta go with Final Frontier as the worst ST movie.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Barthheart on December 05, 2012, 11:32:01 AM
Star Trek: The Motion Picture



Worst ST movie ever.... :P

no no no no no!
Generations has to be the worst.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


mirth

Generations was pretty bad, but it didn't have Shatner fighting with God. And it didn't have Spock singing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat'.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

Quote from: mirth on December 05, 2012, 12:10:42 PM
Generations was pretty bad, but it didn't have Shatner fighting with God. And it didn't have Spock singing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat'.

Good heavens! I had purged that from my mind. Thanks for reminding me.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

Quote from: Smuckatelli on December 05, 2012, 11:28:15 AM
Anywoo......the Voyager news is making me want to watch the Star Trek movie...can't remember the name but it was about 'V' ger....
Don't do it, Gunny!  Bartheart is right; the first Trek movie is by far the worst of them all. 


Also, don't ever watch Nemesis.  It's just Wrath of Khan with the TNG cast...except much, much worse.  I still weep to think the Star Trek movies ended with that piece of shit. 





Quote from: mirth on December 05, 2012, 11:59:36 AM
I gotta go with Final Frontier as the worst ST movie.
I agree it's bad, but it's still only #3 on my "worst list".  At least it had a plot and actual dialogue (unlike TMP), nor did it take itself very seriously (unlike some of the other films). 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 05, 2012, 12:05:34 PM
no no no no no!
Generations has to be the worst.
Not even close.  It's only #4 (behind TMP, Nemesis, and Final Frontier). 


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Windigo

Quote from: Smuckatelli on December 05, 2012, 10:03:20 AM
Quote from: Martok on December 05, 2012, 09:40:58 AM
Cool.  I'm always fascinated with our space probes and what they might run into as they enter the greater galaxy. 

There is nothing fascinating about a sigmoidoscopy.

you give sigmundoscopies here all the time
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

JasonPratt

Quote from: W8taminute on December 05, 2012, 10:10:14 AM
Good article.  The comment about Voyager being on it's last leg of the journey before reaching interstellar space made me feel giddy.   8)

It would be interesting to see if at that extreme range if we could get some data on interstellar space.  That would be a scientific first I think.

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W8taminute

The title of the this thread reminds me of a famous quote:

"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

LongBlade

Quote from: W8taminute on December 05, 2012, 03:34:48 PM
The title of the this thread reminds me of a famous quote:



Bets as to whether Smuck gets it?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Smuckatelli

Quote from: LongBlade on December 05, 2012, 03:35:57 PM
Quote from: W8taminute on December 05, 2012, 03:34:48 PM
The title of the this thread reminds me of a famous quote:



Bets as to whether Smuck gets it?

Use the force?

Smuckatelli

To all you doubters.....

The thread is about Voyager.....

The Star Track movie about Voyager goes to the front of the class...the rest of the movies go to the back of the class with LB....


GDS_Starfury

that picture isnt Luke Smuck.
close but not on target.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Barthheart