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Started by bob48, December 05, 2012, 07:06:43 AM

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besilarius

Bob, I'm sure that Mrs. Bob would be happy to erase the pain and suffering with a "GLOINGG" moment.
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GDS_Starfury

you get the snow birds up there.
its the morons that come down here going HOME!
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Jack Nastyface

I notice with much glee that Mt. Baker in Washington just received 36 inches of snow over the last two days.  The skiing forecast calls for totally legit with a slight chance of Awesome.   You may or may not hear from me ever again, after this weekend.
Now, the problem is, how to divide five Afghans from three mules and have two Englishmen left over.

LongBlade

Quote from: Jack Nastyface on December 05, 2012, 10:30:08 PM
I notice with much glee that Mt. Baker in Washington just received 36 inches of snow over the last two days.  The skiing forecast calls for totally legit with a slight chance of Awesome.   You may or may not hear from me ever again, after this weekend.

If not, we'll think of you when it snows :)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

Quote from: Jack Nastyface on December 05, 2012, 10:30:08 PM
I notice with much glee that Mt. Baker in Washington just received 36 inches of snow over the last two days.  The skiing forecast calls for totally legit with a slight chance of Awesome.   You may or may not hear from me ever again, after this weekend.
If not, at least we'll know you died happy! 


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Jack Nastyface

I ain't planning on getting dead...I'm planning on retiring and becoming a permanent ski-bum.  Powder snow, back-country skiing, hot rum toddies, and Aussie liftees.  What more could a man want?  Don't tell my wife.
Now, the problem is, how to divide five Afghans from three mules and have two Englishmen left over.

bob48

Quote from: besilarius on December 05, 2012, 09:01:19 PM
Bob, I'm sure that Mrs. Bob would be happy to erase the pain and suffering with a "GLOINGG" moment.

Another clout round the lug-hole with a skillet whilst drooling, updating my apprecition of some of our more, um, choice threads may well prove to be the end of my pain and suffering.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Windigo

Quote from: Jack Nastyface on December 06, 2012, 01:05:01 PM
I ain't planning on getting dead...I'm planning on retiring and becoming a permanent ski-bum.  Powder snow, back-country skiing, hot rum toddies, and Aussie liftees.  What more could a man want?  Don't tell my wife.


you're safe.... until i see pics of you in a hot tub with one.
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W8taminute

Quote from: bob48 on December 06, 2012, 01:49:07 PM
Quote from: besilarius on December 05, 2012, 09:01:19 PM
Bob, I'm sure that Mrs. Bob would be happy to erase the pain and suffering with a "GLOINGG" moment.

Another clout round the lug-hole with a skillet whilst drooling, updating my apprecition of some of our more, um, choice threads may well prove to be the end of my pain and suffering.

LOL
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Longdan

I wish I could have seen you on the highway, or the ditch rather,
around Edmonton yestiday.  That was snowfall.  It sucked.
It is great to be on a six lane highway at 2 PM and not be able
to see the road.  Good ole GPS.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

MetalDog

Did you get the day off you wanted, bob?  I expect the snow wasn't too bad, but I hope you got a chance to take one more day off :-)
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Gusington

You will send us a pic or three won't you Jack?
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bob48

Quote from: MetalDog on December 06, 2012, 08:10:43 PM
Did you get the day off you wanted, bob?  I expect the snow wasn't too bad, but I hope you got a chance to take one more day off :-)

Nope. I knew the place would fall apart without my expertise, so I bravely struggled in - took an extra 30 mins to get there, but get there I did!

Actually, most of the snow had gone overnight, and the only reason I got held up was due to a traffic accident on the motorway. There is more forcast over the next few days though ;-((
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

i didnt know this until today, but did you know the government will pay and subsidise volunteers with 4 x 4s to work as emergency people in times of snow - very admirable you might think, but private business can also hire them to come and get you if youre snowed in!

Fk that!!! Some jobsworth asshat knocks on my door with a big self satisfied beam on his face and says hes come to take me to work is going to get a snow shovel to the face

Glooooooiiiiiiiing indeed

bob48

^I didn't know that. Geek, those tablets your on, they aint making you halucinate again are they?

So I could of used my li'l 4 x 4 to make some cash? And today I've just had 2 new rear tires put on. The dosh would 'ave come in a bit handy.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!