So you win the Lottery

Started by GDS_Starfury, December 17, 2012, 10:12:04 PM

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GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Gusington

I would love to live in Colorado or Wyoming or Montana.
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Con

Hello Vana

I would like to buy the letter Y with my millions ;D

Con

bayonetbrant

I'd hire some contractors to finish the shit at my house I don't want to wait for.
Then buy a nice cabin in the mountains and get it all tricked out.

After that, we'll see.  Probably hire someone to recode our front page for GH so it looks better :)
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Windigo

the 3rd thing I'd do is rent a disneyland conference room and an entire floor of hotel rooms and have a grogheads family reunion ... send the kids and spouses out for the day and we could all play games and drink beer and eat stuff that we'd all regret later
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

LongBlade

Quote from: Windigo on December 17, 2012, 11:08:52 PM
the 3rd thing I'd do is rent a disneyland conference room and an entire floor of hotel rooms and have a grogheads family reunion ... send the kids and spouses out for the day and we could all play games and drink beer and eat stuff that we'd all regret later

That is a true philanthropist right there :)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Longdan

I would give much $$$ to you guys who run this site so I could
say bad words and be rude always to anybody who dared to
challenge my wisdom.  Honest I would.  Really.
I would also take all steps to ensure my family could never find me.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: Windigo on December 17, 2012, 11:08:52 PM
the 3rd thing I'd do is rent a disneyland conference room and an entire floor of hotel rooms and have a grogheads family reunion ... send the kids and spouses out for the day and we could all play games and drink beer and eat stuff that we'd all regret later

and your insurance/open bar/bail money fund is what?
because if I had 20 million in the bank Id hire 50 Czech strippers to show up at Smucks place.
49 of them would be men for his wife.
the one fat girl would be his.
but Id set up a fund for his kids so he couldnt punch me.


so evil.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Toonces

I'd go to Mexico or Central America (probably Costa Rica) and you guys would never hear from me again.
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MetalDog

Quote from: Toonces on December 18, 2012, 12:22:28 AM
I'd go to Mexico or Central America (probably Costa Rica) and you guys would never hear from me again.

I'd heard the phone service was bad down that way, but I hadn't realized it was THAT bad!  ;-)
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bayonetbrant

Quote from: Toonces on December 18, 2012, 12:22:28 AM
I'd go to Mexico or Central America (probably Costa Rica) and you guys would never hear from me again.

you know that's not true.  you'd totally post more on-board camera shots of you surfing just to rub it in.
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

undercovergeek

Quote from: Toonces on December 18, 2012, 12:22:28 AM
I'd go to Mexico or Central America (probably Costa Rica) and you guys would never hear from me again.

says the guy who already lives in Hawaii just playing games and surfing!

you already won didnt you?

Centurion40

After I set-up a 5 day GH "business" meeting in Orlando (very similar to what Bison has outlined), followed 4-6 months later by an "executive" meeting in Las Vegas; I'd buy a winter abode (as is the custom of my tribe) along the Gulf coast of Florida.  Back here in NS, I'd buy a home out in the country, near to some water, and I'd buy a nice condo in the city with a water view.

I'd quit my job, get a restricted firearms license, and do lots of travelling with the Mrs.  Maybe even take one of those long cruises that go on and on and on.
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

The perfect timing for Orlando would be IITSEC or GameTech
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Centurion40

Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 18, 2012, 09:57:41 AM
The perfect timing for Orlando would be IITSEC or GameTech

So long as they coincide with pool weather, I'd agree.
Any time is a good time for pie.