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endfire79

#45
December 22, 2014, 04:49:26 PM
No one celebrates Festivus?   
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bob48

#46
December 22, 2014, 05:19:07 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 22, 2014, 04:37:29 PM
you wash?  woulda never thunk it.

I make a special effort at this time of year.
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mirth

#47
December 22, 2014, 05:41:28 PM
Quote from: endfire79 on December 22, 2014, 04:49:26 PM
No one celebrates Festivus?   

I have a few times. There's a company in the Midwest that manufactures metal stair rails that started selling Festivus poles. I got one years ago as a gift for my cousin. He started having Festivus parties. They were a blast - feats of strength, airing of grievances, people brought marble rye and mulligatawny. It was awesome.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

endfire79

#48
December 22, 2014, 05:58:50 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 22, 2014, 05:41:28 PM
Quote from: endfire79 on December 22, 2014, 04:49:26 PM
No one celebrates Festivus?   

I have a few times. There's a company in the Midwest that manufactures metal stair rails that started selling Festivus poles. I got one years ago as a gift for my cousin. He started having Festivus parties. They were a blast - feats of strength, airing of grievances, people brought marble rye and mulligatawny. It was awesome.
Now that's cool!
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

mirth

#49
December 22, 2014, 06:06:43 PM
The best part was that he set the Festivus pole up in his living room and had a couple of small spotlights on the floor that he shined up on the bare aluminum. It was pretty hilarious to see it from the street all lit up in the bay window.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#50
December 22, 2014, 08:13:58 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 22, 2014, 06:06:43 PM
The best part was that he set the Festivus pole up in his living room and had a couple of small spotlights on the floor that he shined up on the bare aluminum. It was pretty hilarious to see it from the street all lit up in the bay window.

It would probably be better if you upgraded that pole to a full-length brass one and added a stripper.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#51
December 22, 2014, 09:05:40 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on December 22, 2014, 08:13:58 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 22, 2014, 06:06:43 PM
The best part was that he set the Festivus pole up in his living room and had a couple of small spotlights on the floor that he shined up on the bare aluminum. It was pretty hilarious to see it from the street all lit up in the bay window.

It would probably be better if you upgraded that pole to a full-length brass one and added a stripper.



That's Christmas Eve at Casa de Mirth.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#52
December 22, 2014, 09:06:49 PM
what?  you sitting alone watching cartoon gifs?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#53
December 22, 2014, 09:07:44 PM
It's like he's Jewish or something.
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LongBlade

#54
December 22, 2014, 10:45:18 PM
You two. LOL
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

JudgeDredd

#55
December 23, 2014, 01:32:53 AM
WTF is Festivus?  :-\
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

mirth

#56
December 23, 2014, 01:44:25 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#57
December 23, 2014, 06:10:33 AM
And also, for some backstory;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
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endfire79

#58
December 23, 2014, 08:05:00 AM
 A festivus for the rest of us ! [emoji4]
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

endfire79

#59
December 23, 2014, 09:52:43 AM
I improvised, it'll have to do


"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."
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