How many games.....

Gusington · January 13, 2013, 03:20:32 PM

I never want to be incarcerated. I would not survive.

Longdan · January 13, 2013, 03:40:17 PM

The office where I spent most of working life was 24/7 so I worked
a lot of nights. Therefore I am inexplicably cool. I shall inform my
children who think I am republican or something.

undercovergeek · January 13, 2013, 04:13:13 PM

Quote from: Martok on January 13, 2013, 03:11:38 PM
Quote from: Longdan on January 12, 2013, 12:19:10 PM
How does working night make you cool?
I don't know how to explain it; it just does.

i used to do a shift of 6pm til 4am - there is something cool about finishing at that time and everyone is in bed - not for me the world of traffic, queues and congestion, plus i could shit in your garden and you would never know - a bit like a badger

Gusington · January 13, 2013, 05:23:31 PM

^I have pictures of you doing that.

LongBlade · January 13, 2013, 05:36:28 PM

Quote from: Gusington on January 13, 2013, 02:48:11 PM
^I wish I made donuts for a living.

http://www.dunkinfranchising.com/franchisee/en.html

You have two more wishes.

Longdan · January 13, 2013, 05:48:41 PM

Wasn't it you Gus who said he wanted to live in some place like Montana?
Dunkin' is going to be opening up that state soon and there you also have
a wide choice of militias to choose from in virtually any flavour you like.
We used to always go to Montana to buy guns since it was just about
a six-pack down the road from where I lived and the people never asked
embarrassing questions and usually had a sign on the wall that showed which
border crossing points were unmanned at what time. "You boys would be
wantin' to cross at Whitlash with that stuff, prolly after nine tonite." They
would smile helpfully as we cashed out. Goddam Homoland security ruined all that.

undercovergeek · January 13, 2013, 06:48:30 PM

Quote from: Gusington on January 13, 2013, 05:23:31 PM
^I have pictures of you doing that.

ssshhhhhh (insert ninja smiley)

Gusington · January 13, 2013, 08:03:00 PM

^It takes one to know one :)

Montana sounds great but I'll stay away from non-state supported militias. Maybe I can start a Dunkin' Donuts militia. Any militia (or corporation for that matter) that counts on people eating whatever the hell they want whenever they want will always do well.

I would probably gain 50 pounds myself and then would have no choice but to join one of those other militias.

Longdan · January 13, 2013, 08:28:43 PM

You would fit in then, yup. 50 pounds and a manly swagger.
You would have to do something about diction and grammar.
Wait til they show you how they make the donut holes.
I had a buddy once who could carry half a dozen donuts at once....no hands!!
Eight if there was a girl or friendly dog around.

LongBlade · January 13, 2013, 09:03:09 PM

Quote from: Gusington on January 13, 2013, 08:03:00 PM
^It takes one to know one :)

Montana sounds great but I'll stay away from non-state supported militias. Maybe I can start a Dunkin' Donuts militia. Any militia (or corporation for that matter) that counts on people eating whatever the hell they want whenever they want will always do well.

I would probably gain 50 pounds myself and then would have no choice but to join one of those other militias.

Are you kidding me? You're about a thousand times safer in Montana or Wyoming than NYC.

Longdan · January 13, 2013, 09:29:42 PM

There are enemies everywhere LB.
Of course Montana is safer...look at all them armed folks
keepin' things nice and orderly. Sheeyit you cain't buy a
pickup truck without it havin' an Easy Rider Rifle Rack on it!
When my buddy ran the border back into Alberta years back
it was the US customs guys what shot him, not the wimpy Canadians!!
They dint even have guns!! Freakin' poofters.