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Barthheart

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August 01, 2017, 07:15:18 AM

Barthheart

#13126
August 01, 2017, 07:16:02 AM

Barthheart

#13127
August 01, 2017, 07:35:21 AM

BanzaiCat

#13128
August 01, 2017, 07:49:02 AM
^  :DD

JasonPratt

#13129
August 01, 2017, 09:58:20 AM
"They were so tasty once I spilled the chocolate syrup on them, I just couldn't resist."

That said, let's be fair: replace with cats, and the joke is vastly even more valid. (Except the battery eating part. Cats are crazy, not stupid. ...not that stupid.)
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bbmike

#13130
August 01, 2017, 10:22:46 AM
With cats it's more like:

1)Make someone love you
2) Spend you whole life making them serve you while plotting to kill them
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mirth

#13131
August 01, 2017, 10:23:35 AM
You just described marriage!
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bbmike

#13132
August 01, 2017, 10:26:37 AM
^LMAO
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

BanzaiCat

#13133
August 01, 2017, 10:46:06 AM
Breaking up with a cat would be a lot cheaper.

Barthheart

#13134
August 01, 2017, 11:08:26 AM
Quote from: BanzaiCat on August 01, 2017, 10:46:06 AM
Breaking up with a cat would be a lot cheaper.

Yeah, what's a shovel costs these days?

Sir Slash

#13135
August 01, 2017, 11:31:12 AM
Is that for the cat or the wife? Of course if the hole's big enough, both could fit. Just saying.  :coolsmiley:
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Marty Ward

#13136
August 01, 2017, 12:04:28 PM
Just put them out with the recycling!
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Staggerwing

#13137
August 01, 2017, 06:47:34 PM
So that '100% Recycled waste' park bench near work is made of dead wives? Who knew? No wonder it's not so comfy.
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mirth

#13138
August 01, 2017, 07:51:00 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#13139
August 01, 2017, 07:56:55 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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