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Marty Ward

#4365
January 29, 2014, 02:52:24 PM
My kind of yoga.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Marty Ward

#4366
January 29, 2014, 02:53:10 PM
Who designs the stupid pictograms? Can they be shot?
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Marty Ward

#4367
January 29, 2014, 03:14:16 PM
Hey, that's my shirt!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Windigo

#4368
January 29, 2014, 03:31:35 PM
I see way too much of that tank already... no desire to shoot it.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

MetalDog

#4369
January 29, 2014, 07:04:52 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 29, 2014, 09:22:37 AM
Quote from: Ubercat on January 29, 2014, 08:01:09 AMNooooooooooo!!!! The only thing worse than puns is Star Wars puns.

Well wookie here...  Someone who's not a fan of puns  ???

Stand strong, Ubercat!  I'm with you, brother!  Let's get these damn puns banished!!!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#4370
January 29, 2014, 07:07:04 PM
That just won't do AT-AT all.

bayonetbrant

#4371
January 29, 2014, 07:17:09 PM
Now you're just tauntaun him. 
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#4372
January 29, 2014, 07:29:38 PM
I should Han it to them for putting up with this. Although I saber each and every one of the puns. It's almost as hoth as lingerie areas...

bayonetbrant

#4373
January 29, 2014, 07:48:31 PM Last Edit: January 30, 2014, 10:21:16 AM by bayonetbrant
How long are we going to make them Endor these puns?

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#4374
January 29, 2014, 07:49:50 PM
Jawa to know? So do I. I won't get too greedo, though.

GDS_Starfury

#4375
January 29, 2014, 08:15:37 PM
are you going to do this for the Empire thread?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#4376
January 29, 2014, 08:27:55 PM
I must have missed that thread. Like stormtroopers miss the good guys. HEYY-YO

GDS_Starfury

#4377
January 29, 2014, 08:43:05 PM
you also just missed the pun.   ::)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#4378
January 29, 2014, 08:46:00 PM
I miss nothing. Unlike Gold Leader. HEYY-YOOOooooOOOOOo

Sorry. That was bad, even for me.

mirth

#4379
January 30, 2014, 07:37:23 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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