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mirth

#5070
April 15, 2014, 11:52:37 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#5071
April 15, 2014, 12:32:10 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#5072
April 15, 2014, 02:11:53 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#5073
April 15, 2014, 09:43:08 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#5074
April 16, 2014, 05:27:26 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#5075
April 16, 2014, 05:30:04 AM
^That would be the 'supervisor'.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Barthheart

#5076
April 16, 2014, 07:49:56 AM

Barthheart

#5077
April 16, 2014, 07:53:46 AM

mirth

#5078
April 16, 2014, 10:53:37 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Mr. Bigglesworth

#5079
April 16, 2014, 02:51:34 PM
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Barthheart

#5080
April 17, 2014, 09:15:55 AM
mirth's game plan for the weekend....

undercovergeek

#5081
April 17, 2014, 09:18:32 AM
i got to 'exotic dances' all on my own once and woke up for a 730 appointment at 1125 with last nights meal in my hair, laid in a wet patch with my trousers round my ankles - i spent an hour cleaning my own hotel room, this was a thursday, i was still drunk on friday and the hangover started saturday afternoon - i will never go near the stuff again

bayonetbrant

#5082
April 17, 2014, 09:22:54 AM
The other languages one is even more fun when the people around you sort of understand them.  Usually b/c they're at the same point in their own bottle :)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

undercovergeek

#5083
April 17, 2014, 09:25:36 AM
that happened with Aftershock and an Iranian taxi driver

Windigo

#5084
April 17, 2014, 11:45:40 AM
Your missing a line on that bottle, the one where go into the women's washroom to pickup the crying, blubbering, snotfaced, feeling sorry for themselves, drunk bimbo because as "the" representative of manhood you're gonna take one for the whole goddam team
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.
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