Oscar Pistorius shoots girlfriend

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LongBlade

#15
February 23, 2013, 02:09:28 PM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on February 23, 2013, 11:40:46 AM
Well regardless, Pistorious is knee deep in it now...doesn't seem to have a leg to stand on.

Are you saying he's in the run of his life?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#16
February 23, 2013, 02:12:53 PM
if he was smart he would take a knee.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#17
February 23, 2013, 02:15:18 PM
Or kick some ass.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#19
February 23, 2013, 02:59:22 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 23, 2013, 02:47:21 PM
sigh

What? Your puns don't have any legs?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#21
February 23, 2013, 03:39:11 PM
King?
you have to walk before you run.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

undercovergeek

#22
February 23, 2013, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 23, 2013, 03:39:11 PM
King?
you have to walk before you run.

shower of bastards

LongBlade

#23
February 23, 2013, 03:54:34 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 23, 2013, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 23, 2013, 03:39:11 PM
King?
you have to walk before you run.

shower of bastards

The thousand mile journey begins with a single step.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

undercovergeek

#24
February 23, 2013, 03:56:14 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 23, 2013, 03:54:34 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 23, 2013, 03:43:01 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 23, 2013, 03:39:11 PM
King?
you have to walk before you run.

shower of bastards

The thousand mile journey begins with a single step.

why do you have 5 minature arses next to your name?

LongBlade

#25
February 23, 2013, 04:03:13 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 23, 2013, 03:56:14 PM
why do you have 5 minature arses next to your name?

LOL

Freud would really have loved a bunch of you. I've received several inquiries along those lines.

I supposed telling you they're fleet admiral pips from Star Trek Voyager won't erase that impression.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

undercovergeek

#26
February 23, 2013, 04:14:39 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 23, 2013, 04:03:13 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 23, 2013, 03:56:14 PM
why do you have 5 minature arses next to your name?

LOL

Freud would really have loved a bunch of you. I've received several inquiries along those lines.

I supposed telling you they're fleet admiral pips from Star Trek Voyager won't erase that impression.



well, enlarged yes - in minature.............

theyre just little golden arses

LongBlade

#27
February 23, 2013, 04:30:13 PM
If you look carefully you'll see that they actually reflect the Star Wars storm trooper iPhone case I had on my phone when I snapped the pic.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#28
February 23, 2013, 04:44:40 PM
Changed it. Better?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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