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mirth

February 26, 2013, 07:51:50 PM
Expect charges of crimes against humanity. We've dropped Rodman on them.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/dennis-rodman-going-north-korea-135821834--nba.html
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TheCommandTent

#1
February 26, 2013, 08:17:14 PM
As if they didn't hate us enough before........
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Longdan

#2
February 26, 2013, 08:18:19 PM
We deserve anything that happens after this.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

besilarius

#3
February 26, 2013, 08:55:26 PM
Well, they do have a nuke now.
It's not so unfair.
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mirth

#4
February 26, 2013, 08:58:55 PM
If they nuke Rodman, it could be a win all around.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#5
February 26, 2013, 09:01:59 PM
I dunno.

Seems to me that as kooky as Rodman is, he'll probably still look good compared to the alternative of Lil' Kim's five year agricultural plan using Soylent Green.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#6
February 26, 2013, 09:08:18 PM
Soylent Green is Rodman!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#7
February 26, 2013, 09:09:57 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 26, 2013, 09:08:18 PM
Soylent Green is Rodman!

If he doesn't come back it'll be proof you're right.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#8
February 26, 2013, 10:21:12 PM
Ive actually met the guy a bunch of times and hes a pretty cool fellow.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#9
February 26, 2013, 10:56:31 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 26, 2013, 10:21:12 PM
Ive actually met the guy a bunch of times and hes a pretty cool fellow.

Given your dating habits, I wouldn't be surprised if you two slept together.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#10
February 26, 2013, 11:08:39 PM
Down low blow?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#11
February 26, 2013, 11:38:03 PM
 flying full tilt into him in a mosh pit at the Chicago Crobar.
which happened to be the same place with the rail road tie rack with the torches.  ::)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#12
February 27, 2013, 12:04:05 AM
That explains everything.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#13
February 27, 2013, 12:48:03 AM
if people like me didnt do these things people like Smuck wouldnt be so respectable.  ;)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#14
February 27, 2013, 05:48:46 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 26, 2013, 09:01:59 PM
I dunno.

Seems to me that as kooky as Rodman is, he'll probably still look good compared to the alternative of Lil' Kim's five year agricultural plan using Soylent Green.
The Kims make Rodman look like Lincoln & Gandhi. 





Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 27, 2013, 12:48:03 AM
if people like me didnt do these things people like Smuck wouldnt be so respectable.  ;)
LOL.  If that isn't the quote of the week, I don't what it is! 

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