North Korea: When Internet Trolls Get Nukes

[LongBlade]

so how would you characterize what the Nork regime has done to their citizens by taking all the food for the military and leaving the rest of the country to starve? 

Alex, I'll take, "What is wealth redistribution?" for $100.

[Gusington]

Would anyone even know the difference between North Korea before and after a nuclear attack? How much further into the stone age can they be blasted?

[besilarius]

Well, deep cutting ploughs require metallurgy for the furrow cutting blade.
If their ploughs don't cut deep furrows, then you know we changed their economy/infrastructure/distribution net/etc.
This means their farming would be on about the level of medieval peasants around the Hundred Years War.

[Longdan]

Wasn't that one of the ideas behind the development of the Neutron Bomb? You could take out a large aggregation of baddies while severely minimizing the fallout to surrounding areas due to the almost immediate dissipation of the actual destructive agent- the neutrons emitted. Also, outside of a localized central area most of the surrounding buildings and infrastructure would remain usable, after a certain amount of 'residual biological material' cleanup.

That was the perfect weapon idea.  Frowned upon by some on moral grounds.  I always wondered about that it just didn't make sense.  Got no use for forners but we can use their stuff
after they are dead and cleaned up.  Of course the Norks don't have anything anybody wants.  Maybe they should fake an oil bonanza instead.  I have seen what a real one has done
around here.  It is not all good but it sure as hell is not all bad.  Better than watching wheat and beef futures.
I am hardly interested in a debate about whether it is better to let Kim starve his people or the USA should just explode and irradiate and burn them.
They are the ultimate losers any way you cut it.  They do not even get to pick who kills them.  Too bad it might be made necessary.  You should be safe at home.
And Star thanks for the Jon Stewart picture.  It will always make me think of you even though I like Jon Stewart and think he is funny and perceptive.

[GDS_Starfury]

[TheCommandTent]

^Now that's funny.

[JasonPratt]

Although someone mongled the line reading...

[Martok]

Misspelling "monger" or not, that was damn funny. 

[Gusington]

I do kinda like Kim's haircut.

[Longdan]

It is an "Austrian Special"  (popularised in the last half of the 30's and the first half of the 40's) isn't it?
I thinks it is sposed to come with a little square mustache.  But mustaches do not work so good on Korean guys.
They could learn a lot from Italian women as far as that goes.

[Gusington]

And Portuguese.

[Longdan]

I only ever knew one Portuguese guy.  His name was Steevo.  I worked with him on the railroad.  He drank a bottle of Mateus for breakfast daily.
He only knew one english word that I understood.

[Gusington]

I'm talking about the women. I dated one right before I met The Wife. She had a hint of BO and more than a hint of a mustache. And all my friends and family hated her. She threw herself at me and I found her hard to resist anyway. Didn't last long though.

[Longdan]

It is just like chimpanzees.  A Portuguese girl is three times as strong as a normal man.
That is before arousal.

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

The manatees usually have a moustache. Whiskers if you prefer.