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besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Boggit

Thanks for that. Python... Yay! 8)
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

mirth

Awesome story! Thanks for posting it.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

Awesome!  That's a great piece of history.  LOVE me some Monthy Python!!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

besilarius

A funny thing, is that skit he performed, BBC BC.  I'm quite sure that David Frost did it on some television show in the US.  Maybe That Was The Week That Was (TW3).
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bob48

You could well be right, bes. I have definitely seen that somewhere before. All good stuff anyway, so thanks for posting it.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Martok

Cool story, bes!  Thanks for the link. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

undercovergeek

i saw a clip i hadnt seen before last week - i think theyre in America and its after Chapman has died and theyre all sat on chairs been interviewed and they have an urn with Chapmans ashes on sat on his own chair

Longdan

They are such a part of modern culture.  It should be against the law to badly repeat Monty Python skits.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Longdan

Please.  If I hear another cowboy yelling out a poorly accented "albatross!!??" again it will be too soon.
Or endless renditions of the "Parrot Shop" skit by the same guy at work for 20 years?  Please!
digni enim sunt interdicunt

bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

Spam, spam, spam, baked beans, and spam?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

The Puss

Quote"What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Watched it in a cinema in Honolulu and was laughing my head off while a lot of the audience just sat bemused by the whole movie.

QuoteEven at this the Knight refuses to stand aside, insisting "'Tis but a scratch", later insisting that he has "had worse"
Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant
Si vis pacem, para bellum

bob48

Quote from: Staggerwing on March 10, 2013, 02:39:05 PM
Spam, spam, spam, baked beans, and spam?

Not much spam in that (snicker!)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!