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GDS_Starfury

#60
March 23, 2013, 05:11:42 PM
tis a shame Bob.  there are few artisans such as yourself.  its almost in a class of punogrophy.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#61
March 23, 2013, 05:12:09 PM
he should have given up cast iron for lent.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#62
March 23, 2013, 05:18:51 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 23, 2013, 05:11:42 PM
tis a shame Bob.  there are few artisans such as yourself.  its almost in a class of punogrophy.

Punography? I like that, Star.

In fact, I like it so much, I shall say it again, with relish;

(ahem) Punography.

And I see geek has finally woken up. That which you describe, Geeky-poo, is not punstipation, its more like me perusing the, (cough) gentleman's pages of this esteemed establishment.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Boggit

#63
March 23, 2013, 06:28:25 PM
Happy anniversary! :)

Amazing how things change over the years... ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gou1cspUfdY
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

bob48

#64
March 23, 2013, 06:36:03 PM
Nope - that's pretty much how the Bob household looks today!

Thanks Boggit, now I'll have to sit and watch some more of those Harry Enfield clips. Jolly Good, What?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#65
March 23, 2013, 06:41:28 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 23, 2013, 05:07:56 PM
I'm on a pun amnesty until spring comes along. Then I shall burst forth in pun fecundity.

I think you're full of crap.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#66
March 23, 2013, 06:45:34 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 23, 2013, 06:41:28 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 23, 2013, 05:07:56 PM
I'm on a pun amnesty until spring comes along. Then I shall burst forth in pun fecundity.

I think you're full of crap.

Its taken you all this time to work that out?

tut!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#67
March 23, 2013, 06:52:11 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 23, 2013, 06:45:34 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 23, 2013, 06:41:28 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 23, 2013, 05:07:56 PM
I'm on a pun amnesty until spring comes along. Then I shall burst forth in pun fecundity.

I think you're full of crap.

Its taken you all this time to work that out?

tut!

Gents. Bob may be ill.

Or constipated.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#68
March 23, 2013, 06:58:36 PM
I shall strike when you least expect it. I'm just lulling you into a false sense of security.

Can I do the evil laugh now please, boss?

...Mwahahahahaha!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#69
March 23, 2013, 07:00:33 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 23, 2013, 06:58:36 PM
I shall strike when you least expect it. I'm just lulling you into a false sense of security.

Can I do the evil laugh now please, boss?

...Mwahahahahaha!

Wait...

I got it!

He gave puns up for Lent!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#70
March 23, 2013, 07:05:31 PM
I love it when a plan comes together.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#71
March 23, 2013, 07:07:35 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 23, 2013, 07:05:31 PM
I love it when a plan comes together.

I smell blood in the water, boys!

It's time for a punopalooza! He'll never make it!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#72
March 23, 2013, 07:10:04 PM
Oh hell!

Look at the bloody time. Its after midnight here. If she gives me a mug of cocoa, I'll turn into one of those gremlin thingies.

Again!

(beats a tactical withdrawal from LB)

nn guys  :)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#73
March 23, 2013, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 23, 2013, 07:10:04 PM
Oh hell!

Look at the bloody time. Its after midnight here. If she gives me a mug of cocoa, I'll turn into one of those gremlin thingies.

Again!

(beats a tactical withdrawal from LB)

nn guys  :)

You cracked like a lobster at a seafood restaurant.

Or...were you just getting crabby?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Boggit

#74
March 23, 2013, 09:32:29 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 23, 2013, 07:15:42 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 23, 2013, 07:10:04 PM
Oh hell!

Look at the bloody time. Its after midnight here. If she gives me a mug of cocoa, I'll turn into one of those gremlin thingies.

Again!

(beats a tactical withdrawal from LB)

nn guys  :)

You cracked like a lobster at a seafood restaurant.

Or...were you just getting crabby?
Ooh! Ouch! ;D
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat
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