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Re: Ships!
« Reply #195 on: January 14, 2014, 10:18:16 AM »


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #196 on: January 14, 2014, 02:48:28 PM »
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #197 on: January 16, 2014, 10:27:56 AM »
Fuck you China.

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #198 on: January 16, 2014, 11:58:34 AM »
That's s postcard to send to China.  ;D
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #199 on: January 16, 2014, 12:14:11 PM »
Oh, come on now. China probably manufactures 80-90% of what's in those ships in the first place.  ::)

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #200 on: January 16, 2014, 01:43:49 PM »
No they dont.  :)
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Ships!
« Reply #201 on: January 16, 2014, 06:56:42 PM »
Ah, and THAT'S why they cost so damn much to build.  ;D

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #202 on: January 16, 2014, 07:48:16 PM »
it is.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Ships!
« Reply #203 on: January 17, 2014, 10:40:13 AM »
Nevada circa 1927


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #204 on: January 17, 2014, 10:41:09 AM »
Colorado


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #205 on: January 17, 2014, 10:43:30 AM »
Harry S Truman, Turkish frigate Gediz and Italian carrier Garibaldi


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Re: Ships!
« Reply #206 on: January 17, 2014, 11:59:04 AM »
That's an old picture judging by what's on the Truman's flight deck.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


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Re: Ships!
« Reply #207 on: January 21, 2014, 10:15:22 AM »
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can’t ‘un’ until you ‘pre’, son." - Gus

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Re: Ships!
« Reply #208 on: January 27, 2014, 06:12:27 AM »
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This claim is impressive, but it is against a stationary target with state of the art radars.
Beleive the "grand old lady", HMS Warspite, has the longest hit against a moving target.  It was in one of the early battles with the Italian battle fleet.
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Re: Ships!
« Reply #209 on: January 27, 2014, 06:28:48 AM »