Giant solar storm headed for Earth

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Windigo

#15
March 08, 2012, 12:08:01 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 08, 2012, 12:01:40 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 08, 2012, 11:07:29 AM
So far the only result I see from this solar storm is a tingling in my loins. And that's always there.

Carries a parasol. Check.

Loins tingle. Check.

Sounds like the only thing Windy needs to prep for is condoms.

He is a gentleman, he prefers Aveeno men (run LB... run)
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

#16
March 08, 2012, 12:08:21 PM
^What about the lead-based paint? Or is that lead-based taint? Nevermind.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

LongBlade

#17
March 08, 2012, 12:22:16 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 08, 2012, 12:08:21 PM
^What about the lead-based paint? Or is that lead-based taint? Nevermind.

That's probably a no-go. Windy will want to protect the environment.

That said, if you can shower it off, you'll get points for bringing lambskin!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

#18
March 08, 2012, 02:22:36 PM
*shudder*
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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LongBlade

#19
March 08, 2012, 02:33:19 PM
A cell phone call between me and my dad today got zapped - possibly due to this storm. We couldn't reach each other for a couple of minutes, then it was crystal clear.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

#20
March 08, 2012, 02:44:21 PM
I would chalk that up to evil demons about to eat your face first.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

LongBlade

#21
March 08, 2012, 02:47:26 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 08, 2012, 02:44:21 PM
I would chalk that up to evil demons about to eat your face first.

I only got the idea because the TV news was showing a caption about how it could interrupt cell phone service at almost the exact moment we were having a problem.

Then again, some folks around here would probably rather believe Fox News was responsible than a solar flare...
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

#22
March 08, 2012, 02:52:03 PM
No invisible demons?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

LongBlade

#23
March 08, 2012, 02:53:08 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 08, 2012, 02:52:03 PM
No invisible demons?

Well, I don't see any.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MIGMaster

#24
March 08, 2012, 02:53:18 PM
I blame Putin - that Monkey lovin' SOB

Gusington

#25
March 08, 2012, 02:54:52 PM
Don't make me post that pic again.

Of course you don't see any LB. But they're there. Looking at your face like it's a menu.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

LongBlade

#26
March 08, 2012, 02:55:09 PM
Quote from: MIGMaster on March 08, 2012, 02:53:18 PM
I blame Putin - that Monkey lovin' SOB

He probably rode through our signal on his magical flying cracker.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

LongBlade

#27
March 08, 2012, 02:58:26 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 08, 2012, 02:54:52 PM
Of course you don't see any LB. But they're there. Looking at your face like it's a menu.

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All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

#28
March 08, 2012, 03:09:07 PM
A restaurant menu.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

MikeGER

#29
March 09, 2012, 05:09:31 AM Last Edit: March 09, 2012, 05:18:09 AM by MikeGER
Gents, check for Aurora!  This morning the planetary K index just reached 7 
(which gives a 50% chance for Aurora sightings for a latitude comparable down to middle Germany... Sigh!, of course not in daylight, i hope the storm continues to the eve) 

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