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Getting Over the Hump

Started by Gusington, June 03, 2013, 10:15:29 AM

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Gusington

So then I will start at 69...double no brainer.
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Bison


Gusington

Did you see the posts above mine?
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Bison

No.  My mind defaulted to the every 8 second sex thought.

Gusington

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Sir Slash

So many ways to go with the, "Blows a rod" line. Even at 50 I couldn't probably keep-up. When I was younger, I used to do 69, now I'm more likely to end up 96. If you know what I mean.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Windigo

Quote from: Bison on June 07, 2013, 12:42:30 PM
No.  My mind defaulted to the every 8 second sex thought.

you would be correct...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Nefaro

Quote from: Gusington on June 07, 2013, 12:40:08 PM
So then I will start at 69...double no brainer.

BUAHAHA!!!

"Blow a rod"


BUahahaa

Nefaro

Quote from: Sir Slash on June 07, 2013, 12:53:50 PM
When I was younger, I used to do 69, now I'm more likely to end up 96. If you know what I mean.

What's that called?

An Inverted Reversed & Cold-Shouldered Cowgirl?  :P

Tuna

hmmmpf.. SDR and I were flying around on New Wings waiting for Gus, to help him get over the hump........

Sir Slash

96 Is what you do when you get too old to do 69. It's the same position, just better for sleeping that's all. Of course if the Sandwich Girl was there I might roll-over. I love a woman that can make a good sandwich. What was this post about originally?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Windigo

Quote from: Sir Slash on June 07, 2013, 09:58:31 PM
96 Is what you do when you get too old to do 69. It's the same position, just better for sleeping that's all. Of course if the Sandwich Girl was there I might roll-over. I love a woman that can make a good sandwich. What was this post about originally?

Gussy's bed... it sagged on either side so there was a hump in the middle. It cut into his sex life cuz he was no Teddy Rosevelt
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

You guys never said what time you were going up! Byotches. Tuna has been sending me tips though.
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