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Started by Huw the Poo, July 16, 2013, 03:00:18 PM

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Windigo

The only welshmen I evermet were miners at Smoky River Coal in Grande Cache Alberta.... can't say I ever .... ever saw even a hint of any kind of sense of humour while at the mine site.... until it was pub time
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Huw the Poo

Quote from: undercovergeek on July 18, 2013, 01:17:13 PM
:o  :o

you should hear him when Steam wont work, or the Team Speak server wont let me on!!

HA!  What are you talking about, sir?  I am the very model of restraint and decorum, and when things go wrong, I calmly take the required steps to rectify with no word of complaint. :P

Quote from: Windigo on July 18, 2013, 01:17:59 PM
The only welshmen I evermet were miners at Smoky River Coal in Grande Cache Alberta.... can't say I ever .... ever saw even a hint of any kind of sense of humour while at the mine site.... until it was pub time

To be fair, I don't think I'd have much of a sense of humour if I worked in a mine!

undercovergeek

bu....... wha........ but...........

YOURE WELSH!!!!

you must work in a mine

bob48

And sing in a choir.

Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho.............

..or am getting mixed up with something else?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Windigo

Quote from: bob48 on July 18, 2013, 01:54:52 PM
And sing in a choir.

Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho.............

..or am getting mixed up with something else?

thats Gus
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bob48

Quote from: Windigo on July 18, 2013, 01:55:10 PM
Quote from: bob48 on July 18, 2013, 01:54:52 PM
And sing in a choir.

Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho hi ho hi ho.............

..or am getting mixed up with something else?

thats Gus

<chuckle>
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Huw the Poo

I am a good singer as it happens!  Well, maybe not now though...

Windigo

Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 18, 2013, 02:08:56 PM
I am a good singer as it happens!  Well, maybe not now though...

those high notes should be less of a challenge methinks
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

Dammit you beat me to it.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

I was distracted by work.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Windigo

Quote from: Gusington on July 18, 2013, 02:25:19 PM
I was distracted by work.

don't you  have two monitors and a cordless headset?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


bayonetbrant

there's a "kilt" joke in all this somewhere
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Gusington

Breezy I have two turntables and a microphone.

Star wins for tactical testicular clip usage. Bravo!
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd