I hate waiting...

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Windigo

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 08, 2013, 11:39:12 PM
by the way...
if you and the wife ever need a break Windy and I are down for baby sitting.

I'll change the little gaffer if you burp the little guy...
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

sure thing!

as long as its done at the strip club.
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Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Windigo

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 09, 2013, 04:06:45 PM
sure thing!

as long as its done at the strip club.

if we're smart we can do both in a carwash... a bikini car wash
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Staggerwing

Republic, Have you explained the origin of DJ's nickname to your wife yet? if not, you may want to hold off until the name has truly stuck.
Or... you can tell her it means 'Darling Jim'.  8)
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republic

Quote from: Staggerwing on August 09, 2013, 05:22:24 PM
Republic, Have you explained the origin of DJ's nickname to your wife yet? if not, you may want to hold off until the name has truly stuck.
Or... you can tell her it means 'Darling Jim'.  8)

lol  Well I did tell her that I told you guys about it.  She thought it was funny...until I actually called him that and I was instructed to cease lol

I'm going to try again later when she too is wanting to scream Dammit Jim.  :)  He has my genes...he's going to make her angry..it is only a matter of time.  :)

TheCommandTent

A little late to the party but congrats on the new baby and glad your wife is doing better!  I pray both of them continue to be healthy in the weeks to come.
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

republic

Thank you!

DJ is fine and has already grown 1/2 an inch in 4 days  :)  Wife is feeling better every day.  Child birth at 34 is harder than it was when we were 28...what were we thinking?  :)

Important lesson learned, next time we expect a medical need we will travel to the nearest city rather than rely on what is at hand...

Gusington

I too am late but congrats! Happy and healthy all around is always good.
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republic

Thought I'd follow up.

So 2 weeks with Dammit Jim.  Week 1 my stress level went to 11.  "Me stress goes to 11!"  This this week has been much better, and I actually sneaked in a few games of EU4 in during naps.  The wife still has a headache from the epidural...hoping that goes away soon, still need prayers and happy thoughts on that front.

Windigo

Quote from: republic on August 21, 2013, 08:06:25 PM
Thought I'd follow up.

So 2 weeks with Dammit Jim.  Week 1 my stress level went to 11.  "Me stress goes to 11!"  This this week has been much better, and I actually sneaked in a few games of EU4 in during naps.  The wife still has a headache from the epidural...hoping that goes away soon, still need prayers and happy thoughts on that front.

Happy thoughts your way republic!!!!

BTW.... you won't get 'serious' action for two years, until wifey forgets all about this... hopefully someone told you this before you guys got pregnant



::)
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Martok

Quote from: republic on August 21, 2013, 08:06:25 PM
Thought I'd follow up.

So 2 weeks with Dammit Jim.  Week 1 my stress level went to 11.  "Me stress goes to 11!"  This this week has been much better, and I actually sneaked in a few games of EU4 in during naps.  The wife still has a headache from the epidural...hoping that goes away soon, still need prayers and happy thoughts on that front.
Consider said prayers and happy thoughts done/sent.  :) 




Quote from: Windigo on August 21, 2013, 08:10:01 PM
BTW.... you won't get 'serious' action for two years, until wifey forgets all about this... hopefully someone told you this before you guys got pregnant



::)
Well he's already been through this once before, so he surely knows what to expect by now (I hope)! 

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TheCommandTent

Quote from: republic on August 21, 2013, 08:06:25 PM
Thought I'd follow up.

So 2 weeks with Dammit Jim.  Week 1 my stress level went to 11.  "Me stress goes to 11!"  This this week has been much better, and I actually sneaked in a few games of EU4 in during naps.  The wife still has a headache from the epidural...hoping that goes away soon, still need prayers and happy thoughts on that front.

Consider it done!

"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

bayonetbrant

My wife had pain from her spinal block for over a week after Bayonette was born.  She had ice-water headaches that would totally incapacitate her for hours.
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bob48

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Quote from: bob48 on August 22, 2013, 05:13:00 PM
^What Windy said +10

^ wouldn't that mean no horizontal bossa-nova for 12 years?  :o
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys