What's the dumbest thing you could say to a disabled vet in congress?

Started by besilarius, August 13, 2013, 05:49:56 AM

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besilarius

August 13, 2013, 05:49:56 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

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August 13, 2013, 06:50:08 AM
WOW!  :o

Windigo

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August 14, 2013, 05:23:05 PM
Just imagine the inner workings of that *cough* guys mind to be able to say that shit... and have any pride in himself at all.... delusions come to mind
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Steelgrave

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August 14, 2013, 05:33:42 PM
What, you guys don't recognize Congressman Pining?
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