Pied Piper of Saipan

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Windigo

August 23, 2013, 02:54:39 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Martok

#1
August 23, 2013, 02:58:57 PM
Never heard that story before.  Awesome. 

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Staggerwing

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August 23, 2013, 03:06:03 PM
I actually caught the movie about Gabaldon, 'Hell to Eternity', a while ago on History Channel. Very interesting, especially with the film v. history thing that HC used to do as a regular feature.
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LongBlade

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August 23, 2013, 04:44:44 PM
I have heard/read/seen that. Thanks for sharing, Windy.
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Not all those who wander are lost;
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Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Windigo

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August 23, 2013, 04:55:31 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 23, 2013, 04:44:44 PM
I have heard/read/seen that. Thanks for sharing, Windy.

When I hear that I always think of 12 Step Program Co-ordinators/Councilors

Program participant:  "... and thats how crack cocaine made me eat my own feces."
Program Councilor:  " Uhhhh  ....  .....  thank you for sharing that with the rest of us TuPak."


:)
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Staggerwing

#5
August 23, 2013, 04:59:23 PM
Now there's something I could have easily skipped reading while getting dinner ready...

Instead I mourn my lost appetite...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Windigo

#6
August 23, 2013, 05:02:08 PM
How about humour then?

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Staggerwing

#7
August 23, 2013, 05:06:13 PM
Shouldn't it be Nitrous Oxide? Nitric Oxide is what they use on preemies with respiratory issues...

Or is that part of the joke?  ???
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#8
August 23, 2013, 05:16:10 PM
Quote from: Windigo on August 23, 2013, 05:02:08 PM
How about humour then?



Got a daughter in honors chem who will love those.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

FarAway Sooner

#9
August 29, 2013, 08:57:51 AM
The story about Saipan was better than the cat, I think...

steve58

#10
August 29, 2013, 03:40:50 PM
+1 to both the story and the cat chem
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