Clearing up the Middle East

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bayonetbrant

August 26, 2013, 02:17:53 PM
aha!  I get it now...



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Centurion40

#1
August 26, 2013, 02:21:23 PM
Kinda sums it up!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Staggerwing

#2
August 26, 2013, 02:33:19 PM
What's the word for Tele-novella in Arabic?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#3
August 26, 2013, 02:33:43 PM
^^^ "life"
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GJK

#4
August 26, 2013, 02:57:44 PM
In case that was hard to follow:
Clip your freaking corners!
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bayonetbrant

#5
August 26, 2013, 03:08:50 PM
did you find that pre-made somewhere or were you just that bored?

BTW - nice color pallette, invoking their flags and all...  ;)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GJK

#6
August 26, 2013, 03:18:10 PM
Bored at lunch plus was curious to see what it would look like.  That is from the info as given but the rest could easily be filled in (red for US-Iran obviously for example).  Actually, it's almost like playing a game of Labyrinth. 
Clip your freaking corners!
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

-Dean Vernon Wormer

OJsDad

#7
August 26, 2013, 04:12:30 PM
It's like a Laurel and Hardy routine. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Labbug

#8
August 26, 2013, 07:37:00 PM
More like Abbott and Costello.

LongBlade

#9
August 26, 2013, 07:39:06 PM
OJ? He's harmless.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#10
August 26, 2013, 07:50:54 PM
my answer is still pretty simple.

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

jejo68

#11
August 27, 2013, 07:25:17 AM
THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ...
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia .
They're happy in Canada .
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA .
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland .
They're happy in Denmark .

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like....
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law!
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?

It's not like it could get much worse!

LongBlade

#12
August 27, 2013, 08:14:37 AM
<chuckle>

It really does not make sense, does it?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

#13
August 27, 2013, 10:47:39 AM
The above is jejo's best post ever.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

eyebiter

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August 28, 2013, 02:39:53 PM Last Edit: October 24, 2014, 10:15:38 PM by eyebiter
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