Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Started by bayonetbrant, September 19, 2013, 06:18:45 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

bayonetbrant

September 19, 2013, 06:18:45 AM
Avast mateys!

It's Talk Like a Pirate Day!



What's a pirate's favorite rifle?

An ARRRRRR-15!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#1
September 19, 2013, 06:21:22 AM
What do pirates do between rounds of high-seas pillaging?

They take some Arrrr & Arrrr!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#2
September 19, 2013, 06:34:05 AM
^Harrr Harrr!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

#3
September 19, 2013, 07:08:30 AM
Any scallywag who dares speak like this to me today will be visiting Davy Jones' Locker.

LongBlade

#4
September 19, 2013, 07:12:37 AM
Quote from: Bison on September 19, 2013, 07:08:30 AM
Any scallywag who dares speak like this to me today will be visiting Davy Jones' Locker.

Yarr! Why yer knickers be atwist? 'Tis a great day!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#5
September 19, 2013, 07:17:09 AM
Ye scrurvy lubbers, I's a been using this lingo since th' last time 'twas TLAPD, since not a one of ye peg-legged, patch-eyed, hook-handed, parrot perchin' dogs tol' me ta stop!


..oo-arrrrr!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#6
September 19, 2013, 07:18:25 AM
Quote from: bob48 on September 19, 2013, 07:17:09 AM
Ye scrurvy lubbers, I's a been using this lingo since th' last time 'twas TLAPD, since not a one of ye peg-legged, patch-eyed, hook-handed, parrot perchin' dogs tol' me ta stop!


..oo-arrrrr!

But...what of ye clank?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#7
September 19, 2013, 07:21:02 AM
Arr...speak not of me clank, or yer gizzards 'l be nailed to the mizzen mast afore ye knows it.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

besilarius

#8
September 19, 2013, 07:57:35 AM
Robert Newton must have a huge grin on every year.  What hath he wrought from one movie, and he wasn't so sure about taking the role in the first place.  (Being in makeup meant having his leg tied up for hours at a time.)
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

GDS_Starfury

#9
September 19, 2013, 08:55:26 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#10
September 19, 2013, 08:58:56 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#11
September 20, 2013, 05:38:14 AM
apparently there are some ATMs out there that got in the spirit of the day

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#12
September 20, 2013, 06:02:47 AM
LOL.  That's awesome! 


I have to admit, though, I'm not sure what "Splice mainbrace" and "Remove ancient voodoo curse" would be... 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Staggerwing

#13
September 20, 2013, 06:13:47 AM
My guess would be 'Transfer funds' and 'pay bill'
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

besilarius

#14
September 20, 2013, 07:25:16 AM
Splice the Main Brace meant the hard work was done, and now everybody have a little wet.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions