DEC 2013 TS forum game archive

[GJK]

Roger that.  Will update the hands and post yours here when I get home later.

[BanzaiCat]

Is typical American warmongering swine who wishes to rain fiery death down on heads of oppressed workers worldwide. Is typical of American wish to do nuclear war when they know glorious Soviet Army would squash them like bug in stand-up fight.

See? SEE? We are glorious peaceloving peoples and we are being bullied by mean, nasty American imperialists. The world shall stand in judgement of you, Future Comrade #52,561,515.

Da, we already have number picked out for your glorious wool jumpsuit, Comrade.

[Barthheart]

Our glorious Olympic Team will defeat scrawny Imperialist American pansies.
Look upon our greatness:






The very model of Red Army.... err... our Soviet Athletic Training Programs.
All your medal belong to us.

Comrade Barthheartovich
General Secretary of Red Army

[Barthheart]

As for minor "disturbances" in our little "partners" I'm sure that our negotiating team will help straighten out any ..... concerns they have.




Comrade Barthheartovich
General Secretary of Red Army

[BanzaiCat]

Do not forget, Comrade Barthheartovich, the Glorious East German Women's Olympic Team!

[Barthheart]

OK Comrades, if the US boycotts the Olympics what should we do with our 4 OPS?
Coup Iran?
Take South Korea?
Move Afghanistan?
Replace what they remove in their action?

My vote would be for coup Iran.

[GJK]

How many OPs Points are those babes worth?   :o

[Barthheart]

(psssttt Brant... can anyone else read this stuff or are we being crazy just fer our own amusement?)

[BanzaiCat]

I say a coup in Iran is the way to go.

I was leaning towards "fixing" any Western interference in our Eastern Europe territories, but that would be a reactionary move. We should make moves that require THEM to react to us.

[Barthheart]

How about our first card play since we go first?

Sneaky option is to dump the CIA card on the Space Race to give them the idea we're confused about what to do next and it gets rid of us having to show our hand and our Asia score card.

[Ubercat]

go straight until you reach Comrade Molotov's forehead's guard unit

Bwaahahahaha  ;D

[Ubercat]

I say a coup in Iran is the way to go.

+1

[Staggerwing]

Our glorious Olympic Team will defeat scrawny Imperialist American pansies.
Look upon our greatness:

How do ya'll determine who's turn it is to wear the People's Sunglasses? When does the 5-year Plan to make another pair start?

[Staggerwing]

Do not forget, Comrade Barthheartovich, the Glorious East German Women's Olympic Team!

Just two or three more testosterone treatments and they will be able to grow their very own Uncle Joe 'staches.  :D

[Staggerwing]

Lets attend those rigged Olympic games anyway- we might win the roll and if we boycott RedPuss gets 4 points. After that, we can only take a point each away from EG and Poland. The third is just wasted.