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Staggerwing

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 12:54:10 PM
there are always the Stalingrad mods for various Close Combat games you could play.  ya know, Close Combat, the pc version of ASL.  ;)

Actually, based on my limited knowledge of ASL, I'd consider the HPS Squad Battles games closer. IIRC there was at least 1 Stalingrad scenario in SB: Advance of the Reich.
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GJK

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 12:54:10 PM
there are always the Stalingrad mods for various Close Combat games you could play.  ya know, Close Combat, the pc version of ASL.  ;)

Oh plueessse!  Might as well just watch the computer play with itself!
Clip your freaking corners!
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Dolan50

Quotethere are always the Stalingrad mods for various Close Combat games you could play.  ya know, Close Combat, the pc version of ASL.  ;)

NO!
Only Graviteam tactics is the true heir to the 3D gaming experience of ASL.
Cartoon Mission and Close Combat to me are only pretenders to that effect. ::)

I perish the thought of simulating WW2 tactical combat any other way now.
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LongBlade

Quote from: bob48 on December 07, 2013, 12:02:22 PM
Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 12:01:21 PM
I go to have sex with the neighbor's wife and her two girlfriends and you people are still posting here???  I need a drink now....

That was quick. What happened, were they out shopping?

LOL
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Dolan50

#49
QuoteI round my corners mister.  I clip my chits.  I circumcise my counters dammit.

I had a cousin during my HS years come over and want to shoot some hoops in my backyard and got upset that I wouldn't put my counter clipping  aside to shoot some baskets with him.

I remember telling him to go and clean his weed till I'm finished.
Which to me at the time amounted to the same thing.
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

GJK

Thread-killer   :( >:( >:( >:(
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GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GJK

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 02:20:59 PM
go clip your counters.

Ugh, don't remind me of how many that I have left to clip! 

Actually, if you're the least bit OCD, it is so soothing yet so frustrating at the same time.  Soothing to nicely round off the four corners on a counter but frustrating when you look down at the pile that you have left to do (and for just that one game).

But with my 2mm and 3mm Oregon Laminations Corner Rounding tool, my counter corners come out perfectly rounded each time!





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Clip your freaking corners!
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GDS_Starfury

so let me get this right...

you have the balls to talk about us getting laid but you have a spotlight duct taped to your counter cutter that happens to be spring loaded.   ::)

ummm, ok...

do you wear safety goggles with that?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Staggerwing

Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 02:31:11 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 02:20:59 PM
go clip your counters.

Ugh, don't remind me of how many that I have left to clip! 

Actually, if you're the least bit OCD, it is so soothing yet so frustrating at the same time.  Soothing to nicely round off the four corners on a counter but frustrating when you look down at the pile that you have left to do (and for just that one game).

But with my 2mm and 3mm Oregon Laminations Corner Rounding tool, my counter corners come out perfectly rounded each time!





Our next segment will be sponsored by Woodies Dice Towers.  For a smooth, even roll every time!

Ha!- that thing is to counter clippers what the invention of the ziplock baggie is to Dolan's cousin...  :D
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Dolan50

I just used finger nail clippers to round off the edges.
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

MetalDog

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 02:32:46 PM
so let me get this right...

you have the balls to talk about us getting laid but you have a spotlight duct taped to your counter cutter that happens to be spring loaded.   ::)

ummm, ok...

do you wear safety goggles with that?

That whole post is full of win and lol!  He got ya' there GJK :)
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GJK

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 02:32:46 PM
so let me get this right...

you have the balls to talk about us getting laid but you have a spotlight duct taped to your counter cutter that happens to be spring loaded.   ::)

ummm, ok...

do you wear safety goggles with that?

Just as in how I aim to please my women by cutting no corners (pun), I use only the best of tools when snipping counters.
Clip your freaking corners!
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Arctic Blast

Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 03:20:11 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 02:32:46 PM
so let me get this right...

you have the balls to talk about us getting laid but you have a spotlight duct taped to your counter cutter that happens to be spring loaded.   ::)

ummm, ok...

do you wear safety goggles with that?

Just as in how I aim to please my women by cutting no corners (pun), I use only the best of tools when snipping counters.

Good lord...what sort of device did you take over to the neighbor's place to woo the wife with?!

At least we now know why you were back so quickly... :o

endfire79

Did he make fun of Close Combat?    :o

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