Vintage Board Games (For A Laugh...Or A Shudder)

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant



this one is actually a pretty fun game - my parents still have it and it got a lot of play when I was in college and took it with me one year.
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BanzaiCat

That Lie, Cheat, & Steal box cover - the board looks like a rip-off of Careers, a game that got a lot of play in my house when I was young. Or maybe Careers ripped them off...who knows.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

I wonder about the "house rules" that might exist about what you can stick in there.  :o

mirth

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 13, 2013, 09:44:45 AM
I wonder about the "house rules" that might exist about what you can stick in there.  :o

Don't go there. For the love of god, do not go there!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

DON'T SAY IT THREE TIMES, or Starfury will appear!

BanzaiCat

#8
Ohhh, shiite...here's some more...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/13-horribly-offensive-board-games-of-the-past

Side note: One game is labeled "7. "Four Little N-Word Boys," published by Chad Valley in 1950." Whereas the picture has that very 'word' right there to see. I find it funny that they cannot type it. Nor can I, as the NSA is here, of course, and that would be against the Constitution as that document protects everyone's right to not be offended.

And then there's...
8. "Out With the Jews," published by Günther & Co. in 1938.

There's an interesting discussion on BGG regarding certain games and whether or not they should be deleted for being offensive.

http://boardgamegeek.com/thread/20052/why-this-game-should-definitely-be-deleted

I can understand the concern for having random people visit BGG and see this kind of thing and go "Gasp! That's so offensive! Boardgamers are racist assholes! I better call the MEDIA!" But I admire BGG for having the cojones to list games like this in the first place.

LongBlade

Those are bad.

The worst I have is a copy of Bureaucracy.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

I got this one year for Christmas



I was happier the year everyone bought me socks. 22 pair in all.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

My mom bought me "Titanic: The Board Game" one Christmas 15 years ago. I looked through it as I have a morbid curiosity about me, but it's never been played.

http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/2004/titanic-the-board-game

mirth

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 13, 2013, 10:03:27 AM
My mom bought me "Titanic: The Board Game" one Christmas 15 years ago. I looked through it as I have a morbid curiosity about me, but it's never been played.

http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/2004/titanic-the-board-game


If you play, take the iceberg.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

Quote from: mirth on December 13, 2013, 10:00:33 AM
I got this one year for Christmas



My mom gave me that, too. I don't believe I ever opened it.

They had a flood a few years back and I think it may have been lost then. I don't miss it, but I do miss my copy of Swashbuckler.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

I never played Trump either. I think I took the plastic wrap off and looked inside.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus